Mar
Posted on 10th March 2013
Awesome illustrator Pablo Iglesias made a couple really cool images based on my incredible book Tasteful Nudes, which you may have heard me mention a few times before here and there over the past few months. You can check them out on Pablo’s tumblr page. And check out some more of Pablo’s awesome work on his website. Thanks for the sweet and sexy illustrations, Pablo!
Still street,
Dave Hill
Mar
Posted on 9th March 2013
Because I am a ridiculously famous person, I was recently asked by Time Out New York, the popular magazine, to be a part of their popular “Why notable New Yorkers think NYC is the greatest city” thingy that they did along with people like Mike Bloomberg (the mayor!), Matt from Matt and Kim, and a cavalcade of other ridiculously famous New York City residents. My family is really proud of me. There is talk of inviting me to one of the holiday get-togethers and everything. Anyway, you can check it out here and read what important thing I have to say by scrolling through and clicking on my picture right here. I hope you enjoy it so much. Okay, thanks. Have a great, great day.
Still street,
Dave Hill
Feb
Posted on 26th February 2013
Hi. Do you live in or near Boston? Oh, great, because this Saturday I will be performing with the legendary Janeane Garofalo at the legendary Wilbur Theatre, a classy joint and you can ask anyone. I am going to talk and shred a bunch and then Janeane is gonna come out and talk and be awesome and hilarious as usual. Afterwards, I will be signing books, butts, boobs, or whatever. Also, I am staying at your house. In short, this is going to be a really special evening. You can and should get tickets here now or I will completely lose it.
Love,
Dave Hill
Feb
Posted on 26th February 2013
Attention People of New York City:
Hello. This is your man Dave Hill writing to let you know that THIS THURSDAY, February 28 at 9:30pm at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre over there in Chelsea, I will once again be putting on a public display of my one-man asskicking machine known in family papers and also my Craigslist casual encounters ad as the Dave Hill Explosion. When I was a little girl growing up in Austria, everyone told me I was crazy for thinking I would one day be putting on a show in a basement in New York City and charging five dollars for it, but look who’s laughing now. I am. I am laughing now. A lot. Sometimes it happens late at night and my neighbors get mad and tell me to stop smashing plates against the wall and stuff and then they get all “Hey, what’s that smell?”, but screw them- I’m not letting them crush my dreams either. Anyway, my show this Thursday is going to be really, really incredible. Not only did I just buy a new snow machine that is supposed to come in the mail today, but my bearded sidebitch Phil shaved his head and it looks nuts. Between that stuff and the candy I am planning on handing out at some point, well, there’s your five bucks-worth right there. As if all of that is not enough, I will be joined on Thursday by the lovely and talented Kristen Johnston, whom you no doubt know as the star of the hit television program Third Rock from the Sun and also as the author of the best-selling memoir Guts. Also, my hot rock band Valley Lodge will be performing because I am in charge of booking. Besides, we are the best. You can and should get tickets for THURSDAY’S show right here. And if you don’t have a nice time you can kick me right in the clangers. I stand behind my art. A lot.
Still street,
Dave Hill
Feb
Posted on 20th February 2013
Hi. If you, like me, would like to spend part of your day watching and reading stuff about me, you have just hit a street called Easy because I appear in the new webisode of Geocachers, a show I will let them explain because I am too slow to understand. And then, if that is not enough, the lovely Vanessa Pinto wrote a story about me for Huffington Post that you can read right here. Okay, that about covers it for now.
Stay hydrated,
Dave Hill
Feb
Posted on 14th February 2013
Hi. How are you? I’m pretty decent. Excellent writer and general asskicker Dana Drori recently interview me for Bullett Magazine and now, thanks to the magic of the Internet. You can read the interview right here. Do it! Also, photo above by Mindy Tucker.
Still street,
Dave Hill
Feb
Posted on 12th February 2013
Valentine’s Day is this week and everyone is really, really excited about it as always, you know, cuz of the sex. My friend Brendan Colthurst and I did a restaurant guide video for New York Magazine, which is reputable. Don’t watch it at work unless your employer doesn’t give a crap about anything basically.
Love,
Dave Hill
Feb
Posted on 2nd February 2013
Because I am a major, major celebrity, I was recently asked by the Huffington Post to host a new web series called “Stallin’ with Dave Hill” (I got them to work my name into the title. It’s in the contract!) in which I hang out in a ladies restroom and interview people. In short, it pretty much has everything. My first guest is the great John Hodgman. You can watch the whole thing right here and also read some stuff. Do it. Now.
Still street,
Jan
Posted on 17th January 2013
Episode 59 of Dave Hill’s Podcasting Incident brings extreme heat as I sit down with comedian/actor/man-about-town Seth Herzog to discuss things like his job at Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, accidentally attending the Sturgis motorcycle rally, the time his mother gave shit to a couple of people in wheelchairs for moving too slowly, his long-running weekly NYC comedy show Sweet, the Roots, and about five hundred other topics of great importance. As if all of that is not enough, I answer important questions from you, the listeners, Shaina Feinberg checks in about Joan of Arc, and Ian Ball brings the Hot Jamz once again. You can listen to the whole thing right here. And you should or my feelings will be hurt a whole bunch.
Love unlimited,
Jan
Posted on 9th January 2013
Episode 58 of Dave Hill’s Podcasting Incident is here like a motherf@#ker as I sit down with comedian/writer/actress/one of my favorite humans Jessi Klein for a delightful conversation about the best pasta shapes out there today, who she has seen at the neorologist office, killer workouts, the gift of cookies, the Kennedy Center Awards, the writing process, and about 500 other things most people can’t handle. As if all of that is not enough, I answer questions from the listener and read some of my world-famous erotic short stories. Shaina Feinberg also checks in with really helpful medical advice and Ian Ball delivers some of the hottest jamz yet. You can and will listen to the whole thing right here or else.
Your man,
Dave Hill
