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10th
Mar
Dave Hill’s Caveman in a Spaceship is BACK for 4 NIGHTS ONLY!
Posted on 10th March 2025


Oh, hey, it’s Dave from before, here to tell you that my glorious Off-Broadway show Caveman in a Spaceship is BACK for four magical nights only Apri 15, 22, and 29 and May 6 at Le Poisson Rouge in New York City. Directed by my buddy Tom Papa and produced by Westbeth Entertainment, this new iteration is even Cavemanier and even Spaceshipier than ever, with more jokes, stories, face-melting guitar solos, sweet BMX tricks, ill-advised feats of strength, and weirdly affordable yet also ill-advised pyrotechnics. In short, if you don’t attend at least one of these shows, you are basically insane. You can and should get tickets right here or I will freak out!

Your man,
Dave Hill

24th
Jan
The Crime Blotter is BACK!
Posted on 24th January 2025


Oh hey. It’s Dave again. Yes, still from before. Anyway, some of you may remember my incredible “Crime Blotter” segment from my WFMU radio show. Well, I have brought it back as its very own podcast. The Crime Blotter is the greatest true crime podcast of all-time that focuses on so-called “lesser crimes” that just so happened to have taken place in Northeast Ohio, where I am from. As if all of that is not enough, each episode clocks in around fifteen minutes, perfect for your on-the-go lifestyle. Go listen and subscribe here or wherever else you get the best podcasts ever basically.

The streets are hell,
Dave Hill

24th
Jan
New Episode of Axe Lords with Kerry King Out NOW!
Posted on 24th January 2025


Oh hey, it’s Dave. From before. As some of you may already know, I am co-hosting an incredible new guitar-based podcast called Axe Lords with my pals Tom Beaujour and Cindy Hulej. If you like the fact that guitars even exist, it is the best podcast basically. Anyway, our latest episode features metal god Kerry King. Yes, the guy from Slayer. Duh. I don’t know what else I have to tell you other than to go listen and subscribe immediately or I will be seriously irritated. You can do that right here or wherever else you get incredible podcasts.

South of Heaven,
Dave Hill

11th
Dec
Dave (Me!) Is on Patreon Now! Go Sign Up! Yeah!
Posted on 11th December 2024


Hi. It’s Dave. From before. I am excited to the point of medical concern to let you know that I’ve started a Patreon page as a means to share incredible extra stuff with you and also hopefully earn a little extra cash to keep my sweet pup Luci in dog treats. My Patreon page will feature weekly Q&A podcasts where I answer any and all questions about music, comedy, haircare, BMX, guitar, hockey, life advice, and basically anything else you wanna ask me! I’ll also post scorching hot monthly music playlists I’ve cooked up as part of my court-assigned community service hours. And I’ll be bringing back my world famous Crime Blotter. You heard me! I will also be posting other amazing stuff there. If you like me and my plot for world domination, go sign up today. You can do it right here!

Thank you in advance!
Dave Hill

3rd
Oct
Dave Hill’s SoHo Playhouse Residency Extended Until November 4! Yeah!
Posted on 3rd October 2024

Hi. It’s Dave again. I just wanted to let you know that my Off-Broadway residency at New York City’s SoHo Playhouse has been extended a few more weeks until November 4. If you are looking to get your ass handed to you/have a really nice time at my comedy show where I also rip sweet guitar solos and dance around in a sexy manner at various points, get your tickets here!

Your man,
Dave Hill

3rd
Oct
Dave on the Latest of David Cross’s “Senses Working Overtime” Podcast (Also in Video Form!)
Posted on 3rd October 2024

Hi. It’s Dave again. Yes, from before. I just wanted to let you know that I recently had the pleasure of appearing on David Cross’ (aka one of my favorite comedians!) Senses Working Overtime program. You can listen in the futuristic podcast format or simply watch the video above. We talk about all sorts of things, like prison, Klonopin, and even my shoes! I hope you enjoy it so much.

Your man,

Dave Hill

27th
Aug
Dave Hill Comes to Off-Broadway at Soho Playhouse September 16-October 11!
Posted on 27th August 2024

Hi. It’s Dave from before here to let you know that I this fall in NYC I am going to make my Off-Broadway debut like the little starlet I am by performing my critically-acclaimed Caveman in a Spaceship show at Soho Playhouse from September 16 to October 11 with seven magical shows. Please come! You can get tickets here. 

Thanks,

Dave

21st
Aug
New Single and Video for “I Took Your Mom Out for Cigarettes” Out NOW!
Posted on 21st August 2024

Oh, hey, it’s Dave. From Before. I just wanted to let you know that I have a brand new single aka Song of Summer 2024 out now called “I Took Your Mom Out for Cigarettes.” You can watch the incredible video directed by Brendan McKnight for it above. And go listen/download/save it on all the streaming sites. You can do that here!

Your man,

Dave Hill

23rd
Mar
New Valley Lodge Album SHADOWS IN PARADISE Out April 19!
Posted on 23rd March 2024

Oh hey, it’s Dave again. I wanted to tell you that the new/fifth album by my hot rock band Valley Lodge will be out April 19 on Tee Pee Records. That is the cover right over there. I drew it and everything. Anyway, please pre-order/pre-save our new album here. I talked to my friend Greg and he said it’s our best album and he is right about most things.

Yours in hot rock,

Dave Hill

21st
Mar
New Valley Lodge Single “Daylights” Is Out TODAY!
Posted on 21st March 2024

Oh hey, it’s Dave, mentioned earlier. I’m excited to tell you that my hot rock band Valley Lodge has a new single out TODAY called “Daylights.” You can watch the hastily-made lyric video for the song above and then go listen to the full song from our upcoming new album Shadows in Paradise (out April 19 on Tee Pee Records!) on the streaming sites, which are located here for your rock convenience. “Daylights” is a hot rock song featuring a guest guitar solo from my buddy Doug Gillard from Guided by Voices. I play the first solo and then hand it off to Doug to take things to the next level, give the finger to that level, and then keep on going to the next level after that. The song also features some hot guest backup vocals from Doug, Jennifer Valle, and Sean Cahill. In short, it’s the best and I hope you like it so much.

Your man,

Dave Hill

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