May
Posted on 12th May 2016
To celebrate the release of my new book (I might have mentioned it before), my dad and I recently joined forces to play the greatest version of “Stairway to Heaven” of all-time. In fact, Jimmy Page would probably cry and sell all his guitars if he watched this. Watch it now, above, and get schooled by my dad, Bob Hill, big time. He is the king.
Love,
Dave Hill
May
Posted on 7th May 2016
Hi. It’s Dave again. If you would like to read a nice article about me and my new book, you can read one written by the great Michael Heaton in the Cleveland Plain Dealer right here. He nailed it.
Still street,
Dave Hill
May
Posted on 7th May 2016
Attention World Citizens:
Hello. This is your man Dave Hill writing to let you know that this Tuesday, which is to say May 10, my new book Dave Hill Doesn’t Live Here Anymore will be unleashed on an unsuspecting public by Blue Rider Press, the popular book company. It is the best book I have ever written and I strongly encourage you to pick up a copy in your preferred format (hardcover, e-book, or audiobook, for example) so you may embark on the literary thrill ride of a lifetime. Get it at your favorite local bookstore or do me a solid and pre-order it now right here.
In my book, which, as mentioned previously, is called Dave Hill Doesn’t Live Here Anymore, I talk about hanging out with my dad, the time I went to prison in Mexico, an aborted attempt at becoming a kung fu master, the time wrote ringtones for Donald Trump, and other matters of international importance. It has already received advance praise from Dick Cavett, Malcolm Gladwell, Janeane Garofalo, and pretty much anyone else who has even looked at it for a second. In short, it pretty much has everything and I really think you are going to like it so much. Also, in an attempt to boost sales/drink for free, I am embarking on a national book tour in May and June. Please come out when I roll into your town. It would be cool if I could crash at your place, too. Yes, my publisher is springing for classy hotels (minibar inclusive), but I like you and don’t want our time together to end. Ever. Anyway, here are the dates so far:
May 10 BookCourt with Malcolm Gladwell Brooklyn, NY
May 11 McNally-Jackson with Adam Resnick New York, NY
May 12 Washington Heights Y with Mike Sacks New York, NY
May 13 Loganberry Books Cleveland, Ohio
May 15 Q.E.D. Astoria Queens, NY
May 18 Bryant Park Reading Room New York, NY
May 18 R.J. Julia Madison, CT
May 19 Papercuts JP with Steve Almond Boston, MA
May 23 BookPeople Austin, TX
May 24 Tattered Cover Denver, CO
May 25 Livewire Radio! Portland, OR
May 26 Book Soup Los Angeles, CA
May 29 Sasquatch Festival Quincy, WA
June 2 D.C.’s Tavern Hoboken, NJ
June 9 Boswell’s Books with Matt Wild Milwaukee, WI
June 10 White Rabbit with Mike Adams Indianapolis, IN
June 11 Printer’s Row Lit Fest Chicago, IL
Okay, that about covers it for now. Please feel free to forward this email to anyone who likes stuff that is incredible. And definitely pick up a copy of the book. I wrote the f@#k out of that thing.
You are the best,
Dave Hill
Apr
Posted on 25th April 2016
Hi. It’s Dave again. From before. Anyway, recently I wrote and performed a song for Bernie Sanders supporters on Full Frontal with Sam Bee, one of the greatest shows on television in my expert opinion. You might have already seen the song I wrote and performed for Donald Trump/Drumpf supporters on the show a few weeks ago (If not, watch it here!). You can watch the sweet music video for my song for Bernie Sanders supporters above. It is incredible. Also, in case you don’t already know, I love Bernie Sanders and this song is what is known as a joke. Okay, thanks. You are the best.
Love,
Dave Hill
Apr
Posted on 12th April 2016
Hi. It’s Dave again. Anyway, as you may have picked up on, I have a new book coming out May 10 and I really want anyone with eyeballs, functioning or otherwise, to be sure to pick up a copy. Yesterday or so, I got this lovely review of my new book in Publishers Weekly, the book authority basically. They dug it and I think you will too assuming like incredible literature. Anyway, you can read the review right here. Oh, and you can pre-order my new book here or wherever else incredible books are sold, like your local independent bookstore, for example.
Love and light and stuff,
Dave Hill
Mar
Posted on 15th March 2016
If you’ve been watching the excellent Full Frontal with Sam Bee program, you might have noticed me on last night’s episode, singing and playing a really great song I wrote in my spare time especially for Donald Trump supports. It’s pretty special. You can watch a video for the whole song above. And watch Sam’s whole excellent segment here.
Your man,
Dave Hill
Feb
Posted on 29th February 2016
Here is something exciting- I have decided to make T-shirts for my wildly popular Erotic Short Stories. They are illustrated by the great Danny Hellman, one of my favorite artists of all-time, and they are pretty sweet in general. Whether you are looking to get super horny or simply looking to get people to totally want to make out with you, it is basically the best shirt ever. The first one is available in every size imaginable (and priced to move!) here. You are basically insane if you don’t order one right now.
Just doing my part,
Feb
Posted on 29th February 2016
As you can probably imagine, I have made out with seriously a lot of chicks. In light of this and my global fame, the popular music and film website The Talkhouse has asked me to do a totally sweet love advice column for them called Hot Love. Read the first installment here. And, by all means, send me your questions as they occur to you.
Love unlimited,
Dave Hill
Feb
Posted on 17th February 2016
I realize this is shameless of me, but then again this is my website. So if I can’t go on about it here, where can I? Anyway, I just wanted show off the cover for my new book Dave Hill Doesn’t Live Here Anymore, which, as blogged about previously, is out May 10 via Blue Rider Press, the reputable book company. The cover photo was taken by Mindy Tucker, one of my favorite photographers and an all-around top notch human being. I hope you enjoy the cover (and what’s inside) so much. And with that, I will once again encourage/beg you to pre-order it here so I can make some bestsellers list or another and feel confident about my place in this world if only for a second or two. You can do that right here. Go on now!
Love unlimited,
Feb
Posted on 10th February 2016
Hi, it’s Dave again aka the King of Metal. As many of you are undoubtedly aware, we are in the middle of Black Metal History Month, at least according to Metal Injection anyway. As part of this, I, Dave Hill, the King of Metal, recently sat down in the comfort of my own beautiful (and totally metal) home to review a bunch of new black metal videos. You can and should watch it above (or here). You will learn so, so much.
Still kvlt,
Dave Hill
