May
Posted on 22nd May 2014
Attention People of New York City:
Hello. This is your man Dave Hill writing to let you know that if you want to get your ass beaten down by hot rock played by aging white guys who don’t give a crap about anything basically, you have just hit a street called Easy because my hot rock band Valley Lodge will be firing up the asskicking machine once again this Saturday night, which is to say May 24, 2014, at the Rock Shop over there in Brooklyn. We are the best band. Check out a few videos for our hot jams here, here, or here, dammit.
Anyway, it is important to note that after two or three weeks of inner turmoil, lineup changes, and procedures both cosmetic and invasive, the band has once again returned to its classic lineup of me, Rob Pfeiffer, Eddie Eyeball, and Phil Costello. We are going to play all the hits, including our newest hit “Go”, which is also the theme song to the popular program Last Week Tonight with John Oliver on HBO. So there. We will be joined by two sweet bands on Saturday night, Oxen Free and Pavelle. They will both play before us and then we will burn the place down after that with our scorching hot rock that basically no one can handle. We are also on iTunes and a lot of chicks want to make out with us and you can ask anyone. Okay, hope to see you Saturday.
Still street,
Dave Hill
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