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Posted on 26th February 2013
Attention People of New York City:
Hello. This is your man Dave Hill writing to let you know that THIS THURSDAY, February 28 at 9:30pm at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre over there in Chelsea, I will once again be putting on a public display of my one-man asskicking machine known in family papers and also my Craigslist casual encounters ad as the Dave Hill Explosion. When I was a little girl growing up in Austria, everyone told me I was crazy for thinking I would one day be putting on a show in a basement in New York City and charging five dollars for it, but look who’s laughing now. I am. I am laughing now. A lot. Sometimes it happens late at night and my neighbors get mad and tell me to stop smashing plates against the wall and stuff and then they get all “Hey, what’s that smell?”, but screw them- I’m not letting them crush my dreams either. Anyway, my show this Thursday is going to be really, really incredible. Not only did I just buy a new snow machine that is supposed to come in the mail today, but my bearded sidebitch Phil shaved his head and it looks nuts. Between that stuff and the candy I am planning on handing out at some point, well, there’s your five bucks-worth right there. As if all of that is not enough, I will be joined on Thursday by the lovely and talented Kristen Johnston, whom you no doubt know as the star of the hit television program Third Rock from the Sun and also as the author of the best-selling memoir Guts. Also, my hot rock band Valley Lodge will be performing because I am in charge of booking. Besides, we are the best. You can and should get tickets for THURSDAY’S show right here. And if you don’t have a nice time you can kick me right in the clangers. I stand behind my art. A lot.
Still street,
Dave Hill
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