May
Posted on 8th May 2012
As rumored in the Scandinavian press, my book Tasteful Nudes is coming out in just two weeks (that’s 14 days!) on May 22, 2012 A.D. I know, I can’t believe it either. As you can probably imagine, I’m pretty excited/nervous/borderline violent about the whole thing. I’ve already planned a bunch of tour dates as part of my Tasteful Nudes assault on America, but last night, in a fit of ecstasy (or maybe I was just hammered. I’m not sure), I had an idea. That idea is this: I, Dave Hill, will do a book reading for you and your friends in your home. Dangerous? Maybe. Awesome? Definitely. Here’s the deal:
Drop me a line at dave@davehillonline.com telling me where you live (you can leave out the actual address for now) and why you think it would be a totally awesome idea for me to totally show up at your home and do a book reading (Yes, it has to be a reading from my book. I gotta maintain some dignity here) that will also include book signing, light chitchat, and hopefully a fair amount of binge drinking and maybe a cheese plate or two. If we both agree it’s a seriously good idea that we can totally make happen without any harm to you, your loved ones, or- most importantly- me, I’ll totally do it. I am going to do FIVE house readings in North America in total, so be sure to tell me why I should totally come to your house. It’s not necessarily a contest, but it’s not not a contest, if you know what I mean. Don’t be afraid to use profanity if you feel it’s necessary. And, in case you’re wondering whether this is some sort of goddamn joke, let me assure you I am serious. Deadly, DEADLY serious. I want to come read my book at YOUR HOUSE!
I look forward to hearing from you,
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