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Smiths Speed Dating This Sunday at the Black Rabbit in Greenpoint
Posted on 9th February 2012

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Hi. It’s Dave again. From before. Anyway, as part of my ongoing quest to make the world a better, sexier place, I am hosting my groundbreaking Smiths speed dating event that I like to call “Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now” this Sunday at the Black Rabbit in Greenpoint, the popular Brooklyn neighborhood, at 8pm. Here’s how it works: I play Smiths and Morrissey songs on my laptop while I get hammered and people speed date for a song or two (this will be dictated by my whim) and then I make everybody switch. You can come and speed date or just come and hang out. It’s free, fun, and I will totally be there, smelling great and probably dressed incredibly. Also, the Black Rabbit is the best bar in New York City, which is reason enough to come, and I’m not just saying that because they almost never charge me for drinks. Okay, see you Sunday I hope. Just show up by 8pm and stop running from happiness.

Love,
Dave Hill

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