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Posted on 20th February 2012
If there’s one thing I’ve learned about myself in this life, it’s that I can’t stop rocking. As part of this affliction, I am constantly on the hunt for sweet guitars (or axes as they are known by us rocker types) that will aid me in my quest to melt faces whenever possible. Since I’m not Liberace (a man without limits) or anything, I have to keep things under control and just can’t let any old axe into the arsenal. As a result, I decided to let one go recently so that I could make room for the sweet axe pictured above. It is made by a company called LSL Instruments and it is their T-Bone model, which is pretty much like a sweet Telecaster from the ‘50s only it was made in modern times. In my youth, I always shied away from Telecasters because no one in Ratt ever played them, but as I grow older, I have come to appreciate their sexy ways. My friend Tim hipped me to this particular brand, so I went and played a big pile of them in New Jersey and ultimately decided to buy the one above because the blue color goes really great with my eyes and also most of my outfits. I haven’t unleashed this guitar on the masses yet, so I really don’t know what its IPR (Instant Panty Remover. My friend Patrick taught me this the other night. It’s very classy) quotient is just yet, but I have a feeling it’s pretty high. I myself have removed my underpants in the presence of this guitar several times since it has started living with me at my apartment. Also, it goes really well with the cabinet behind it, so there’s that too. In short, I’m pretty excited about it. More as this story develops.
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