May
Posted on 17th May 2011
Attention People of New York City:
Must write quickly because I am using the computers at the library and supposedly I’m not allowed to use them anymore after what allegedly happened even though, in my opinion, the surveillance video tells a very different story but whatever. Anyway, this is your man Dave Hill reminding you one last time that TOMORROW, which is to say Wednesday, May 18, I will be breaking out yet another installment of my earth-moving and pants-shattering nightclub act the Dave Hill Explosion, which is a goddamn triumph of the human spirit and about 500 other things that most people can’t handle, over there at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre at 9:30pm. Getting right to the point, my guests tomorrow will be my close personal friend and talk show great Dick Cavett as well as fiery folk pop chanteuse Jonathan Coulton. This show is going to be taped for Sirius radio’s Raw Dog comedy channel, so don’t hold back on clapping and/or making swears at me during the show if you want to make your mark on the future. Also, the show tomorrow is only five bucks. Think about that for a second. When was the last time you got to see a showbiz legend AND Dick Cavett and Jonathan Coulton up close and personal for about the same price as a BLT, the popular sandwich? Also, you didn’t hear it from me, but the show I am planning on unleashing like a motherf@#ker tomorrow will be worth at least six bucks (or a BLT and small beverage of your choice). Yeah, I don’t know how I do it either. Anyway, I really hope you can make it tomorrow because it’s hands down the best thing happening in New York City regardless of what those f@#kers over at Carnegie Hall might try to tell you. Also, you can drink stuff during my show. Let’s see you try that at Carnegie Hall- they’d throw you out on your ass. I can also tell you from firsthand experience that they also frown upon the eating of cold cuts, pipe smoking, and what I consider to be completely normal and acceptable summer attire. But enough about those f@#kers- I’m tired of their bullsh*t. Let’s focus on what matters- you can get tickets for my show tomorrow right here:
Love,
Dave Hill
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