May
Posted on 10th May 2011
Attention People of New York City:
Hello. This is your man Dave Hill writing to let you know that the stitches are out and I am finally ready to return the stage and perform as the man I was always meant to be. To celebrate this fact, I will be unleashing a brand-new installment of my critically-acclaimed and just sort of pretty f@#king sweet in general nightclub act the Dave Hill Explosion next Wednesday, May 18 at 9:30pm over there at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, which is right here in town. As many of you who have been following my career from the very beginning are well aware, this is my very first Explosion in New York City in the year 2011. I know a lot of people are wondering what has taken me so long, but just take my word on it- I have been really busy with a lot of awesome stuff I can’t even get into right now, sh*t that most people can’t even handle and those that can would just want to have intercourse with me right there on the spot and to be honest I’m just too busy for that crap right now even though I would totally like to put it to you and then take you out to a spaghetti dinner immediately after or just as soon as you are able to pull yourself together. You need to take yourself a rest and I will totally understand. Help yourself to whatever is in the fridge. What’s mine is yours. Except for the mini-pies. I got those from Citarella and that sh*t was expensive. I mean, you can have some but just don’t go nuts, alright? Save some for the big man (me). Anyway, as you can probably imagine, I will be bringing a lot of heat in its various forms at my show next week and I got a new haircut too, which is great for me. Also, this show is going to be taped for Sirius radio and then played at a later date on their Raw Dog channel, so- even though I can’t tell you who the guests are on the show next week just yet- rest assured they too will be explosive in nature. And as if all of that is not enough, my sidebitch Phil and henchman Carl Arnheiter will be in the house, regulating and whatnot. I really hope you can make it. That would be so great. You can get tickets right here and you should too because I am not messing around.
Love,
Dave Hill
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