May
Posted on 10th May 2011
As you can probably imagine, I get a lot of mail, both in the electronic form and in the old fashioned paper form delivered by men with big sacks (of mail). Lately, people have mostly been asking me whether or not I ever wear dainty funtime shoes. And I am happy to report that, yes, I do. In fact, I am wearing a pair today, the ones above. I bought them a few years ago. They were on sale at the Paul Smith store on Fifth Avenue for 50% off, so they were only like $700 or something. It seemed crazy not to buy them. As you can see, the shoes are predominantly pink plaid on the sides with suede toes and whimsical laces that let people know that you’re all about good times all the time. Some people might think these shoes are pretty much an invitation to have your ass kicked, but in fact it’s pretty much the opposite. Wearing shoes like this lets everyone around you know that you are a badass who is confident in his masculinity and is not exactly opposed to the idea of having intercourse with a lot of chicks that are out there today. Even better, these shoes go with pretty much everything. Today I am wearing them with jeans, but tomorrow I might throw them on with a pair of jodhpurs and be totally fine that way too. F it. Okay, I’m glad we had this talk. Now get back to whatever you were doing.
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