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Posted on 11th April 2011
Hello. This is your man Dave Hill with an extremely important announcement about an idea I totally just came up with in my spare time- my all-new Dave Hill Lecture Series Project, a combination of education, miseducation, performance art, mayhem, hijinks, and also entertainment of the highest order. Here’s what I am proposing like a motherf@#ker: I will come to your college, university, high school, or any other institution of higher learning (or also your business, prison, hair salon, or even your basement- I’m easy) and give a lecture lasting 45 minutes to an hour (give or take) on ANY TOPIC OF YOUR CHOICE. You tell me what you want me to lecture about- from spelunking to haircare to phrenology to Canadian football to ham to anything else you might come up with and everything in between, and I will speak on that topic at length to whoever shows up. You can tell me the topic I will be speaking on as far as in advance as you’d like or you can tell me right before I go on stage. I leave it up to you. Also, you can charge people or make it free- again, your choice. All you have to do is pay for my travel and accomodations (crappy is fine) and pay me $1000 , preferably in cash (a mere fraction of what I would normally charge for a public appearance such as this since I am a major, major celebrity), and we will do this thing. I will travel to anywhere in the world for this lecture, especially if there are delicious cheeses and other regional snacks. Also, I will document the whole thing using a Flipcam or something and then it will be a major motion picture probably. If you are interested in becoming a part of the Dave Hill Lecture Series Project by totally having me to come to where you are and talk about something, please write to handlers@davehillonline.com today. I’m not even kidding. When are we going to start living our lives?
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