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Posted on 18th February 2011
Attention People of Philadelphia (And Surrounding Regions):
Hello. This is your man Dave Hill writing to let you know that I am coming to your town on Saturday, February 26 to perform my critically acclaimed nightclub act over there at Connie’s Ric Rac, which is right there in the heart of it. The show starts at 8pm and during it I will be talking, reading, singing, dancing, playing a short video or two, and just sort of standing there seemingly doing nothing at all (even though I will actually totally be doing something) at various points in the show for up to but probably no longer than one hour straight (I tire easily- it’s the baboon heart). Afterwards, we can go get a sandwich and- if the mood and blood alcohol levels strike- maybe even make out (NOTE: This will be determined on a case-by-case basis unless I get really, really drunk, in which case I will probably even make out with your pets). Also, there will be snacks and a free kitten given to the first 100 people who attend my show. In short, you pretty much can’t lose on this one. I am pretty excited about it. Philadelphia is a can-do town full of can-do people I would like to have intercourse with or, at the very least, give the show of a lifetime (which, in turn, may lead to intercourse). Please come. That would be so great. You can get tickets right here for about the same amount of money as you would pay for a large burrito, side of chips and salsa, guacamole, and two large Cokes (sorry, no free refills). Okay, see you next Saturday. This is going to be so much fun I am going to bring a change of underpants.
Love (the brotherly kind you guys are so, so good at),
Dave Hill
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