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Posted on 16th November 2010
Hi there. As many of you who have been following my career from the beginning are well aware, in addition to my show business exploits, I am also a rock machine. Keeping that in mind, I would like to inform you that on Saturday, December 4 at 10:30pm at the Mercury Lounge, Diamondsnake, my rock entity with my friends Phil Costello, Moby, and Tomato, will be rocking you like a storm system characterized by a large low-pressure center and numerous thunderstorms that produce strong winds and heavy rain. You should probably bring a change of pants and also some form of birth control and proof of health insurance too maybe. You can never be too careful. Also, the great rock band Bambi will be playing right before us, setting the stage for the hot rock that we will be kicking out like an atmospheric discharge of electricity accompanied by thunder, which typically occurs during thunderstorms, and sometimes during volcanic eruptions or dust storms. In short, it’s going to be an incredible night of rock music happening right here in New York City. Please come or you will be hunted down and made to feel bad about many of your life choices and also probably whatever outfit you have on at that time. Also, if you do not attend, you will in no way be eligible for the lobster giveaway. You can get more information on a lot of the stuff I just mentioned right here.
Thank you,
Dave Hill
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