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Posted on 18th September 2010
Hello. As many of you know, I am one-fourth of the rock assault known as Diamondsnake. We are seriously incredible and a lot of chicks want to bang us, so many in fact that a lot of days it just gets to be too much, especially when trying to run errands or other have basic medical procedures. Anyway, this Saturday, October 2, I will be joining the other men of Diamondsnake (Moby, Phil Costello, and Tomato) for another public display of our extreme rock-n-roll badassery. This shit will be going down at the Mercury Lounge, right here in New York City where I live, which is great for me. We will be joined this night by our good friend and rock comrade Corn Mo, who will be bringing rock heat in its various forms with his band .357 Lover. If you’ve ever wanted to be pummeled in the crotch by hot rock action for an entire evening, this is a pretty good night to do it, because we’re not messing around. I have been practicing scales for like six weeks now and am also dating Kat Von D as a sort of meditation to the rock-n-roll lifestyle so that I might be better prepared to leave it all on the stage at the Diamondsnake show and then refuse to clean it up no matter how politely anyone asks. Also, I think we might be selling T-shirts. Anyway, you and everyone you know should totally come unless you’re some kind of a-hole, in which case, yeah, no thanks (Seriously, though- you seem nice, so you should probably come). You can and should get tickets right here. Stick around for the meet and greet. We’ll totally make out. Kat Von D is cool with it. She knows she can’t have all of me.
Love,
Dave Hill, rock person
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