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Posted on 18th July 2010
Attention Wonderful People of Ireland:
I am totally coming to your country and also my ancestral homeland, which is Ireland, for the Carlsberg Comedy Festival, which is in Dublin, one of the popular cities over there. Yeah, I know- I’m pretty excited about it too. For starters, this is my very first time performing in Ireland. I visited there once a long, long time ago, but it was before I was in show business so it doesn’t really count as far as I am concerned. Anyway, I am really looking forward to coming back with tighter pants and much better hair than before. I am doing two shows in Dublin. The first is on Saturday, July 24th at the Carlsberg Comedy Carousel at 7:30pm with the great David O’Doherty and Kevin Gidea. The second is on Sunday, July 25th at 8:30 pm at the Shack with the great Maeve Higgins and Gearoid Farrelly. After both shows I am hoping to get really drunk and try to make out with people, most of them in fact. Or maybe I will do something entirely predictable of me and also potentially embarrassing. But let’s focus on the shows- that’s what really matters here. If you live in Dublin or nearby, I totally hope you can make it to one or both of my shows as they will be incredible. Also, I have my own hotel room and everything so afterward we can head over to my place and fill up the tub with Jell-O or hamsters or whatever. Guess who hates rules. That’s right- me. The important thing is that we have a really, really nice time and get out of there before anyone really notices anything. You can get more info on some of the stuff I was just talking about, specifically my two shows, right here. Okay, I will see you in a few days. Brace yourself. I know I am.
Love,
Dave Hill