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Posted on 2nd July 2010
As rumored on the Internet, including this website, Diamondsnake, the incredible hard rocking rock band I have with my friends Moby, Phil Costello, and Tomato, will be invading the city of Los Angeles, Home of the Stars, for one scorching night of hot rock action at Dragonfly, a rocking rock club right there in town. As I understand it, the show is FREE. This is because we do it for the art (and also whatever snacks the club might be providing for us that night). Anyway, as hinted at by our debut performance in New York City a couple weeks ago, our Los Angeles debut should one of the greatest things that has ever happened ever. Phil, Moby, and I will all trade off on bass and guitar at various points, I will play a few molten guitar solos, and chicks are totally going to want to make out with me and stuff. I am pretty sure there is an opening band, masked wrestlers, and some other seriously entertaining stuff going on before we play too. In short, it will be a really great night of rock entertainment and I totally hope you will come and get your ass handed to you. That would be so great. Anyway, seriously, come or I will stab you.
Love,
Dave Hill