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Posted on 19th April 2010
Attention People of New York City:
Hello. This is your man Da- hey, wait a second- don’t hit delete. Hear me out. Anyway, as I was saying, this is your man Dave Hill. And- look- I know things have been really crazy between us lately and no amount of apologizing is going to take that dent out of your car or bring that donkey back to life and finally get us the deposit back either. I just want you to know that I’ve changed. A lot. Or at least I am trying to anyway. And I just want to you come and be in the same room with the new me, maybe for just one last time if that’s all your heart can muster, while I break out my life-altering one-man show/monologue/rock assault “Big in Japan” on American audiences for one of the last few times ever before I take it over to Europe for a summer tour that will do way more damage to that continent than any damn volcano smoke could ever hope to in a million years or maybe even more. This is all going to happen on Thursday, April 29 at 9:30pm at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, a perfectly reasonable time and place for such a thing. Also, this latest installment will feature some all-new talking, all-new shredding, and some all-new stuff to look at that most people can’t even handle. Also, I got a hold of at least six crates of that snus stuff, so you will be able to savor delicious smoke-free and spit-free tobacco in a pouch throughout my allotted time slot. As if all of that is not enough, I am from the future. Anyway, I really hope you can make it. You can get tickets right here.
Love,
Dave Hill
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