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Posted on 27th February 2010
Attention People of New York City:
Hello. This is your man Dave Hill again. I guess we all saw this coming, but- after a brief hiatus from show business- I am now back like a motherf@#ker to once again perform my ever-evolving, ever-incredible one-man show/monologue/rock assault I like to call “Big in Japan” here in New York City before I pull up stakes and take it overseas, where I am considered a genius, once more in a few months. This sh*t is going down this Monday, March 1 at 9:30pm over there at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in Chelsea, just three blocks away from Dallas BBQ, a nice place to meet old friends or make new ones or just hang out by yourself, staring off into the night, the captain of your dreams. Anyway, whether you have seen my “Big in Japan” show before or you have yet to see it all, I strongly (within reason) encourage you to come as- like most great works of art- it gets incredibler and incredibler each day, not unlike Leonardo DaVinci’s popular “Mona Lisa” artwork painting, which started out as an absent-minded napkin doodle and is now being guarded around the clock in a big museum people pay a lot of money to get into. The “Mona Lisa” is also available on T-shirts, lunchboxes, and other stuff. In short, it is a seriously good painting. I like to think of my “Big in Japan” show as just like that, only instead of a painting it is a guy standing on a stage talking and stuff for a reasonably long time. That guy is me, Dave Hill, mentioned earlier. Now you just let that sink in for a moment. Okay, great. I also wanted to mention that everyone who comes to my show will get a free shrimp cocktail. Now to go to this website on the Internet and reserve some tickets for you and your loved ones right here.
Love,
Dave Hill
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