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Posted on 29th January 2010
Attention People of New York City:
Hello. This is your man Dave Hill writing to let you know that- after a series of heated negotiations, temper tantrums, and extremely-dangerous-yet-ultimately-worth-it cosmetic procedures- I have decided to bring my futuristic one-man show/monologue/rock assault “Big in Japan” back to North America once again, having just completed a run of sold out performances in London, the popular English town where all the chicks (or “birds” as they are called over there)- as you can probably imagine- totally want to bang me. This (the show, not the banging) is going to take place on Friday, February 5 at 8pm in the new and improved one-hour format at the popular and reputable Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre over there in Chelsea.
It is at this point of the e-mail that I would normally further explain exactly what my incredible “Big in Japan” show is and why you should totally see it. This time, however, I will simply encourage you to read the lovely review of one of my recent London performances from Chortle, the United Kingdom’s premier comedy Internet web site type thing right here.
Normally, I don’t like to pay attention to reviews too much since- no matter what anyone says about me, good or bad- chicks totally want to bang me (as mentioned previously). But I really like this review as it is seriously good and also explains my show better than I can. And I have seen my show a bunch of times. If you read this review with a British accent in your brain, it is even better. Anyway, I really hope you can come to my show as I am reasonably sure you will have a really nice time. Also, it is on a Friday, so it’s not like you have to be in court the next day or anything. Quit f@#king with me. You can get tickets right here.
Love,
Dave Hill
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