Dec
Posted on 16th December 2009
Attention People of New York City:
Wednesdays- am I right or am I right? Anyway, I just wanted to let you know that this Friday, which is to say December 18 at 8pm at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in the heart of Chelsea, America’s neighborhood, I will be breaking out another installment of my new one-man show type thing “Big in Japan,” now in the popular one-hour format and featuring more talking and stuff by me, Dave Hill, one of the greats. This show has been an ongoing work-in-progress, slowly evolving into a theatrical experience that has been very fulfilling for me as an artist and also for chicks who totally want to bang me. During the show, I will talk about my life as a rock icon and major celebrity in Japan (the Canada of the Far East) do some shredding on my sweet guitar, and just sort of blow minds in general through a variety of means most motherf@#kers can’t handle. Bring a date or something. Also, I wanted to let you know that my show is directed by the great Jeff Tomsic and assistant directed by the great Nicole Brodeur, who is part French. I could see your night shaping up well if maybe you met a friend for a drink a bit before the show, headed over to the theatre for my incredible show, watched it, and then left the theatre exhilarated and quite possibly soiled, at which point you could pack up your dreams and head over to Port Authority and get on a bus headed straight to somewhere, anywhere to take a chance on love, possibly with a mustachioed man named Don who is from out of town and also between jobs. Or maybe you could just grab dinner after the show or something instead. Really, it is up to you. I am not trying to get you to leave town. You seem nice. Anyway, I really hope you can make it. You can get tickets right here.
Love,
Dave Hill
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