May
Posted on 20th May 2009
Attention People of New York City:
Hello. This is your man Dave Hill writing to remind you one last time that TOMORROW night, which is to say Thursday, May 21 at 9:30pm, I will be doing what is impossible to pretty much everyone else but business as usual to me- exploding like a motherf@#king motherf$%ker over there at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre while breaking out a little something known in medical circles and also on the flyers I made up for the show as the Dave Hill Explosion, the show critics are already calling “The next Blue Man Group.” I can’t go into great detail about what exactly is going to happen tomorrow because- as chairman of a major corporation- I have a lot of responsibilities to attend to, most of which have to do with what exactly is going on with the executive washroom and whether or not I should get one of those clacky metal ball thingies for my desk. Signs point to yes. Anyway, I really hope you can make it to my show tomorrow as it is going to be pretty much the greatest thing that has ever happened ever and also only five bucks. As if all of that is not enough, I am going to be joined on my show tomorrow by Ira Glass, whom you no doubt know as the host of the popular “This American Life” radio program, and Takka Takka, a great rock band who are from right here in town. Also, my sidebitch Phil will be there in all his house arrest-violating glory and Mr. Carl Arnheiter will be there regulating and then something that rhymes with regulating that I can’t think of right now because I am about to walk into a no-holds-barred meeting with my shareholders. This is a rebuilding year for us. Anyway, you can get tickets right here.
Love,
Dave Hill
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