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Posted on 3rd July 2008
Hi there. Thursdays, am I right? Anyway, here is a great page on the futuristic Fuzz.com website that I, Dave Hill, sometimes totally contribute to. Check that shit out now or I’ll stab you, especially the “20 Bands Who Need To Go The Fuck Away Now” piece, which is really funny and totally something I didn’t write.
In other news, my friend Gary sent me the video above. I think this video is going to start a trend. Ignore the “free porn” link. This isn’t porn so don’t go freaking out.
Oh, and go listen to the new Valley Lodge songs.
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Posted on 2nd July 2008
A little while back my friends David Rakoff, Martha Plimpton, Chris Schneider, Miles Kahn, and I made this video chronicling mine and David’s attempts at forming the world’s greatest two-man percussive dance theatre troupe, like, ever. Please watch it now and then make everyone you know watch it and then have those people make everyone they know watch it, sort of like that shampoo commercial or something. Anyway, I hope you enjoy this video so much. It pretty much has everything.
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Posted on 2nd July 2008
Hi. You like fun, right? Good. I totally thought so. Anyway, tonight I am hosting the excellent Gelmania show at Rififi, which is over there at 332 11th Street here in the Big City. It’s a great lineup- Fred Armisen, Jessi Klein, Chelsea Peretti, Kumail Ali, and Sean Patton. And then I will be talking and whatnot in between each performer. All of that for just five bucks. You should totally come. Look- I am on the flyer and everything.
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Posted on 1st July 2008
The incredible Norwegian Heavy Metal band Gorgoroth played a concert in Krakow, Poland in 2004 that pretty much had everything- severed sheep heads all over the stage, naked chicks (and dudes) covered in blood and hanging from crosses (with hoods over their heads- nice touch), fire, you name it. The singer Gaahl is one of the scariest dudes I have witnessed in recent memory. Seriously,he’s one crazy motherfucker. But you know what? I just can’t stay mad at him. Anyway, now you can buy a DVD of the show so you can watch it at home with the family and stuff. Here is Gorgoroth playing their hit single “Possessed (By Satan),” which is pretty much their “Pride (In The Name of Love)” if you ask me. These guys are seriously onto something. Keep up the good work, Gorgoroth! Your hard work has been noted by me, Dave Hill. I realize that must feel pretty darn good.
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Posted on 1st July 2008
Hi. How are you? I am fine. Thanks so much for asking. I just wanted to let you know that my brilliant but cancelled television program “The King of Miami,” which is coming to in the futuristic high-definition format courtesy of those crazy motherfuckers over at the MOJO Network, is now totally available on iTunes. Yay! Now you can watch me and my friend Phil hanging and banging in Miami pretty much any time you want. I know, this is pretty incredible news. Just pull yourself together. Anyway, I hope you enjoy my program in this incredible new format. You can watch it on your computer, your iPod, and probably in some other format that I am totally not aware of because I rarely leave the house. The future is now! You’re welcome.
