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Posted on 30th March 2006
Attention People Of Los Angeles And Those Of You Who Could Make It Your Business To Tell The People Of Los Angeles About The Following:
Hello. This is your man Dave Hill writing to let you know that TONIGHT, Thursday, March 30 at 8pm at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre (located at 5919 Franklin Avenue in the land of dreams that is Hollywood. There is also a grocery just down the street if you need anything last minute.), I will be launching round two of my one-man attack on Los Angeles in the form of my critically-acclaimed and pretty f%$king sweet in general show the Dave Hill Explosion, which is totally going to include my special excellent guest Hal Sparks, whom TV lovers know from such programs as Queer As Folk, Talk Soup, and roughly 976 shows on the reputable VH1 network. I know- that was a really long sentence. Anyway, as many of you know, my show last week in Los Angeles was totally sold out, so now the pressure is on to do it all over again or my parents are just going to launch right back into that whole get-a-job thing they have been bringing up for the past 7 years or so. It is seriously annoying. Anyway, I have been out here in scenic Los Angeles for a week now and have been pretty much ruling this sh*t. I have a rental car and everything. F#@k. I have been having a pretty good time in general and- in between taking over the world of show business- I have been eating a lot and napping pretty much. The night before last I ate some Cuban food at two in the morning and I spent yesterday pretty much violently ill all day. I am viewing this, however, as an isolated incident and this will in no way affect my love for the people of Cuba and/or their delicious culinary offerings. I just might not go back to that one place I got the stuff the other night. But even then, I will probably just go back there anyway. I know, I know- I am blaming myself again. But let us focus on the show. It starts at 8pm and will also include the unstoppable Trev and the Rev (Seth Morris and Brian Huskey, who are total pros and also hilarious). If you do not come I will freak the hell out. This is my life, dammit! No, wait, that is too harsh. But it would be great if you came. Seriously. You can reserve tickets at here, you know, if you want.
I love you,
Dave Hill
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