BLOG December 2011
29th
Dec
Episode 34 of Dave Hill’s Podcasting Incident with Extra Special Guest Julie Klausner Is Up Now!!!
Posted on 29th December 2011

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Happy Holidays and welcome to this, the 34th episode of my incredible podcast. This time around, I sit down for a lovely chat with comedian, writer, actress, podcaster, and so much more Julie Klausner, author of the great book “I Don’t Care About Your Band” and overall force of nature. Slip into something a bit more comfortable as Julie and I discuss topics including but not limited to the smell of my apartment, John Travolta, the best sperm donor in CSNY, magic, Paul F. Tompkin’s hair, dolphin sex, hot outfits, and a bunch of other stuff too. I hope you enjoy it so much. You can listen to the whole thing right here.

Still street,
Dave Hill

29th
Dec
Here Is a Video I Made for the Talent Brand Variety Show at Littlefield in Brooklyn. Watch It Now!
Posted on 29th December 2011

Talent Show Regifting
by: davehillexplosion

Hi there. And happy holidays. Anyway, last night in New York City, there was another Talent Brand Variety Show at Littlefield over there in Brooklyn. The theme was regifting. I couldn’t make it to the show myself on because I am still here in scenic Cleveland for the holidays, but I did manage to make this exciting video above. You can totally watch it now. And you should. Over and over and over again.

Okay great,
Dave Hill

29th
Dec
Dave Hill Philadelphia Invasion January 12 at the Tin Angel
Posted on 29th December 2011

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Attention People of Philadelphia (and Other People Who Live Within Driving and/or Walking Distance):

This is your man Dave Hill with an exciting announcement. On January 12, 2012, I will totally be getting on a train or a bus or something and coming to your fair city for a night of explosive entertainment at the Tin Angel, a reputable venue located right there in the heart of it. If you like the idea of me walking out onto a stage (probably while there is some cool entrance music playing) and then talking, singing, reading, dancing, playing a short video or two, and just sort of touching hearts in general for like an hour straight or something, then you should totally come because that is exactly what is going to happen that night at the Tin Angel. As if all of that is not enough, I will be joined on this lovely evening by the lovely Nikki Walter and Daniel Eastman, two hilarious entertainers who will be bringing so much heat it is actually kind of ridiculous. Tickets are only like ten bucks or something too, which is super cheap when you consider the fact that I am an international superstar with really great hair and everything. You can get all the info you will ever need about all of this right here. Okay, that about covers it. I hope to see you on January 12. In fact, if I don’t I will totally come to your house and make things really, really awkward.

Love (the brotherly kind),
Dave Hill

27th
Dec
Join the Dangerous Snakes Who Hate Bullshit Simply By Buying The T-shirt If You Think You Can Handle It!
Posted on 27th December 2011


As many of you who are street know well, I recently formed my very own street gang, the Dangerous Snakes Who Hate Bullshit. It is basically the most notorious street gang that has ever existed ever and you can ask anyone. We seriously don’t give a shit. And now- if you think you’ve got what it takes- you can join the Dangerous Snakes Who Hate Bullshit simply by getting your very own (and wearing it pretty much all the time) Dangerous Snakes Who Hate Bullshit T-shirt designed by me, Dave Hill, the gang leader who hates rules. The shirt features the incredible design above (click on photo to see it bigger, dammit) printed on eggplant (the most street color available in my opinion) American Apparel T-shirts. Sizes are XXL, XL, L, M, S, and XS. The cost of the T-shirt including shipping and handling to anywhere in the world is a mere $20, which is pretty much nothing considering the fact that you are becoming a member of the underworld in the process and also getting a cool shirt. Gang initiation is free unless you count your soul. Also, if you are the only person in your town with a Dangerous Snakes Who Hate Bullshit T-shirt, then you are officially the leader of your local chapter by default. Anyone in your town who joins after you will have to play by your rules and basically do whatever you tell them to do, including kill a member of a rival gang for no apparent reason or at least call that person names. To place your order/gain entry into the Dangerous Snakes Who Hate Bullshit, please e-mail handlers@davehillonline.com and you will be instructed exactly where to send the blood money and your address for shipping (all done via Paypal). Are you street enough to handle it? Only you can answer that question!

Still street,
Dave Hill

25th
Dec
Feliz Navidad!
Posted on 25th December 2011

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It’s Christmas. Put on a sweater or something.

XO,
Dave Hill

17th
Dec
Episode 33 of Dave Hill’s Podcasting Incident with Extra Special Guest Tavi Gevinson Is Here! Listen Now!
Posted on 17th December 2011

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Drop everything and listen closely to my heart-to-heart with Rookie Magazine editor-in-chief, fashion blogger, fashionista, fashion person, close personal friend, and known 15 year-old person from the Chicago area Tavi Gevinson as we discuss topics including but not limited to Miley Cyrus, GNO (girl’s night out, dammit!), Japan, fashion’s night out (FNO, dammit!), Justin Bieber, Rookie Magazine, fat Karl Lagerfeld, Rachael Ray, haters, Anna Wintour, and about 500 other things most people can’t handle. Deal with it. You can listen to the whole thing right here. And be sure to go on iTunes and give my podcast five stars and give it a glowing review. Okay, great, thanks.

Your man,
Dave Hill

5th
Dec
Episode 32 of Dave Hill’s Podcasting Incident with Special Guest Sam Seder Is Up Now, Dammit!
Posted on 5th December 2011

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Can you feel it?  Yeah, I thought so.  Anyway, this time around on Dave Hill’s Podcasting Incident, I go toe-to-toe with comedian, writer, actor, director, and radio personality Sam Seder as I join him for an afternoon of mayhem in his secret radio bunker somewhere in New York City.  Pay attention, dammit, as we discuss matters including but not limited to rats, cats, undisclosed locations, disclosed locations, Occupy Wall Street, Wikipedia, and about 500 other things most people can’t handle.  You can listen to the whole thing right here. For more information on Sam and his exploits, please tune in to his radio program the Majority Report.

Dave Hill