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Witch Taint Destroys SXSW!
15th
Mar
Hi, it's Dave again. I've just returned from SXSW in scenic Austin, Texas. As part of my invasion, my buddy Phil Costello and I performed our Witch Taint: The Black Metal Dialogues Live! at the Hideout Theatre to a sold out, standing room only crowd. It was super fun and we got a killer review in the Austin Chronicle that you can read right here. More Witch Taint shows coming soon, including New Orleans, Jersey City, and Los Angeles, so keep an eye on my Live page to find out when we're invading your town. Dark regards, Dave Hill
"SideWalk Traffic" Out Now! (HINT: I'm in It!)
1st
Mar
If you like movies, I have some incredible news for you. A great new movie written and directed by Anthony Fisher called Sidewalk Trafficis out now and available on iTunes and pretty much wherever else incredible movies can be found. The movie has such fine folks as Johnny Hopkins, Erin Darke, Tom Shillue, Kurt Loder, Samm Levine, and Heather Matarazzo in it and I am honored to be a part of it. You can see the trailer above. I hope you enjoy Sidewalk Traffic so much. Still street, Dave Hill
Latest Books
Dave Hill Doesn’t Live Here Anymore

With his signature matter-of-fact humor, comedian and musician Dave Hill explores his increasingly close relationship with his recently widowed father in a series of painfully funny essays you will want to read again and again by the fire, at the beach, in a truck stop men’s room, or just about anywhere. It’s your call, really....
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Next Gig
3rd
May
Witch Taint: The Black Metal Dialogues Live with Dave Hill and Phil Costello!
8:00pm @ Viper Room
Hollywood

8852 SUNSET BLVD, WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA 90069 HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA, 90069, UNITED STATES

In 2004, comedian Dave Hill, a grown man living in New York City, began posing as Lance, a teenager living with his parents in Gary, Indiana, who also just so happened to be the lead singer and sole member of the most extreme, brutal, and Satanic black metal band of all-time, Witch Taint. As Lance, Dave began emailing with a Norwegian black metal record label owner in Oslo named Saiitham in hopes of getting signed to the label on the strength of one excruciatingly bad song called “Necrodreamraper.” Their lengthy e-mail conversation, now known among the faithful as the Black Metal Dialogues (www.theblackmetaldialogues.com), quickly became the stuff of legend and is considered by many to be the most infernal, extreme, and downright unholy electronic mail correspondence of all-time. In “Witch Taint: The Black Metal Dialogues Live!”, this infernal and 100% real email chain is brought life by comedians Dave Hill and Phil Costello, complete with corpse paint, ill-fitting black clothing, and- if all goes as planned- a live and mildly irritated goat, culminating in a live performance by the mighty Witch Taint that will probably scar you for life. This promises to be the most extreme and kvlt thing that has ever happened ever. If you think you can handle it, please come. However, in the event that you have a preexisting health condition that is aggravated by things that are evil, extreme, infernal, brutal, kvlt, unholy, and/or just sort of negative in general, you will most likely be sent screaming into the night until you eventually grow tired and collapse in a ditch somewhere. You have been warned.
Wed
3rd May
Witch Taint: The Black Metal Dialogues Live with Dave Hill and Phil Costello! @ Viper Room
Hollywood
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