Aug
Posted on 31st August 2013
Hi. It’s Dave again writing to let you know that in celebration of the release of my unstoppable book Tasteful Nudes in the popular paperback format, I am going to be staging a marathon, six-hour reading of the book at Big Gay Ice Cream at 61 Grove Street in the West Village of New York City. The whole thing starts at 1pm and will end at 7pm or whenever someone decides to tase me or something, whichever happens first. Come by to see and hear this incredible public exhibition of my reading skills. Also, you can buy a book if you want and I will totally sign it and everything. You can also get yourself a delicious ice cream cone while you’re at it. I honestly can’t think of a better use of your time or mine. It is going to be incredible and most people won’t even be able to handle it. Oh, and if you can’t make it, why not just buy a copy of my paperback here? That would be so great. I promise if you don’t like it you can kick me in the taint.
Yours in incredible literature,
Dave Hill
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