|Send Me Your Tasteful Nudes (or, You Know, Just a Nice Picture)!||
Hi. It’s Dave, from before, again. Sorry I haven’t updated here in a bit. Things have been loco with the Tasteful Nudes assault on America, which- I am excited to report- has been going great, with people totally buying and reading my book and stuff. Much to my delight and surprise too, folks have been sending/tweeting/Facebooking photos of themselves and/or their pets with my book. There is quite a range and you can see all of them here on the new Tumblr page I created for all the lovely photos people have been sending me. Speaking of which, I would be thrilled if you would send me a picture of yourself (or whoever, really) reading my book. If you do, I will totally add it to the Tumblr page and tweet it and stuff like that. Come on! Do it for the children! You can email them to firstname.lastname@example.org now! That would be so great.