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Posted on 27th December 2011
As many of you who are street know well, I recently formed my very own street gang, the Dangerous Snakes Who Hate Bullshit. It is basically the most notorious street gang that has ever existed ever and you can ask anyone. We seriously don’t give a shit. And now- if you think you’ve got what it takes- you can join the Dangerous Snakes Who Hate Bullshit simply by getting your very own (and wearing it pretty much all the time) Dangerous Snakes Who Hate Bullshit T-shirt designed by me, Dave Hill, the gang leader who hates rules. The shirt features the incredible design above (click on photo to see it bigger, dammit) printed on eggplant (the most street color available in my opinion) American Apparel T-shirts. Sizes are XXL, XL, L, M, S, and XS. The cost of the T-shirt including shipping and handling to anywhere in the world is a mere $20, which is pretty much nothing considering the fact that you are becoming a member of the underworld in the process and also getting a cool shirt. Gang initiation is free unless you count your soul. Also, if you are the only person in your town with a Dangerous Snakes Who Hate Bullshit T-shirt, then you are officially the leader of your local chapter by default. Anyone in your town who joins after you will have to play by your rules and basically do whatever you tell them to do, including kill a member of a rival gang for no apparent reason or at least call that person names. To place your order/gain entry into the Dangerous Snakes Who Hate Bullshit, please e-mail handlers@davehillonline.com and you will be instructed exactly where to send the blood money and your address for shipping (all done via Paypal). Are you street enough to handle it? Only you can answer that question!
Still street,
Dave Hill
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