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For Real, For Real- Come See My Show at UCB NYC Tomorrow Or I Will Stab You
Posted on 8th June 2010


Attention People of New York City:

Hello. This is your man Dave Hill reminding you one last time that if you were ever thinking of coming to see my groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed, and just pretty f@#king sweet in general “Big in Japan” show, you should totally come see it TOMORROW night, which is to say Wednesday, June 9 at 6:30pm at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre over there in Chelsea. As best I can tell, this is the last time I will perform the show in New York City, maybe ever, but at least until I leave for the UK (United Kingdom, ran a check on it) next month to perform it like a million times for all the people that live over there at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and other places too in hopes that they will shower me with their pretend money and also maybe have intercourse with me, something I won’t exactly put up a fight about if you know what I’m saying (NOTE: I’m saying that if they would like to have intercourse, I will totally “do it”). Anyway, whether you’ve seen my “Big in Japan” show before or you have never seen it never ever, you should see it tomorrow because it’s better than ever ever, with lots of new talking and video stuff and also I will be doing lots and lots of what’s happening in the video above. I know, if you just watched that video you pretty much just got your ass handed to you. Sorry- that’s just how I live my life. File under: more where that sort of thing came from. Also, I am really struggling with my new haircut. I asked for a trim and look what happened. I tipped the guy too because sometimes I lack conviction. Anyway, I really hope you can come to my show tomorrow as I am pretty much the Streisand of my generation, catering demands and all. Also, my show only cost five bucks. Stop yelling at me. You can get tickets right here.

Love,
Dave Hill

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