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Posted on 16th September 2009
Attention People of New York City:
Hello. This is your man Dave Hill writing to remind you one last time that TOMORROW, which is to say September 17 at 9:30pm at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, I will be bringing the heat not unlike some sort of winged and irritable mythological beast known for its heatbringing capabilities throughout the underworld and also parts of Canada in the form of my seriously great nightclub act the Dave Hill Explosion, what critics are already calling “soaring and joyful,” “moving,” and “like that ‘Puppetry of the Penis’ show only with more ambitious nutwork.” I really can’t get into things too much right now because I am in minute 19 of this 20-minute mud mask and last time I left it on too long I learned the hard way why all the instructions on the jar are in bold red type. There is only so much makeup and lighting the union guys can do to hide very permanent scarring and I really cannot take that chance again. Also, as fun as it seemed at the time, in retrospect the hospital gown and catheter were major dignity stealers. You can quote me on that. Anyway, I really hope you can come to my show as I will be bringing so much entertainment to the people that it’s a wonder that I don’t charge six bucks (still five, still street). And, of course, I will be joined on my show by such incredible guests as the lovely and talented Janeane Garofalo, the lovely and talented Chris March from the popular ‘Project Runway’ program, and also the critically acclaimed emo rock band Bronte’s Inferno, who will move you to tears with their songs about crying. My sidebitch Phil will also be there, bearded yet shaved (if you know what I mean. I am referring to his chest and privates. That is what I mean). I really hope you can make it. If you like a classy time, you can get tickets right here.
Love,
Dave Hill
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