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Posted on 29th July 2009
Attention People of New York City:
This is your man Dave Hill writing to remind you one last time that TOMORROW, Thursday, July 30, 2009 at 6:30pm, I will performing my brand new one-man (me) show “Big in Japan” for the very first and- at this point anyway- only time in North America at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, right there in the heart of it. As hinted at in the title, the show chronicles my rise to enormous celebrity in the country of Japan, which is just east of here. If you like shows that feature tales of addiction, lots of guitar shredding, a return to innocence, and also lots of hardcore banging, I’ve got a pretty good feeling you will enjoy this show on at least four different levels. Also, I realize this is a remarkably early show, especially for someone as famous as I am. The reason I am staging it so early is that I want to make sure people are able receive any medical treatment they may require as a result of having seen my incredible show before all the emergency rooms fill up with drunks, stabbing victims, and other fakers. Anyway, I really hope you can make it. I have been working super hard on it with my great director Jeff Tomsic and my great assistant director Nicole Brodeur. Since rehearsals started, I have gained over 20 pounds in muscle mass, all of which I intend to put directly into my show tomorrow night because it costs five bucks. You only get one lap around the big race track of life and I am driving like a motherf@#ker. You can get tickets for my show right here. And please enjoy this in-depth Japanese interview with me right here.
Love,
Dave Hill
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