18th
Nov
Episode 4 of Metal Grasshopper Is Here and Most People Can’t Even Handle It!

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I am excited to announce that episode 4 of Metal Grasshopper, the incredible new web series starring me and Philip H. Anselmo went up today on Metal Injection, the popular metal-based website on the Internet. Watch it there or above at your leisure. Phil and I get in a big fight in this one and it’s nuts. Also, I get another phone call from King Diamond, which is great for me.

Thanks,
Dave Hill



18th
Nov
Our Dumb Friends Podcast!

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Recently, I went over to to bearded man Sean Donnelly’s house and joined him and fellow bearded man Dan St. Germain for an episode of their Our Dumb Friends podcast. It was super fun and we talked about all sorts of stuff including but not limited to Juggalos, Bohemian Grove, and lots of other sweet stuff too. Also, Sean has a really cool dog. Anyway, you can and should listen to the whole thing right here.

Still street,
Dave Hill



13th
Nov
Episode 3 of Metal Grasshopper!

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As hinted at in the subject line, episode three of my incredible new web series with Philip H. Anselmo, Metal Grasshopper, is finally here. This time around, Phil puts me to the test with metal flashcards and makes me sit in a dark closet for a seriously dark time. We also rent a goat. In short, this one pretty much has everything. It premiered on Metal Injection the other day, so go there and watch it there in surround sound. Or feel free to watch it above right now.

Have the best day ever probably,
Dave Hill



5th
Nov
Coincidence…or Conspiracy?!

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As many of you who have been following my career from the very beginning are well aware, my hot rock band Valley Lodge‘s song “Go” is the theme song for the excellent Last Week Tonight with John Oliver program. The video for the song (which was released over a year ago) is at the top of this post. Anyway, recently it was brought to my attention that Google has released a video demonstrating some new Gmail features that uses a very similar song for its background music (poster just below the Valley Lodge video). What do you think? Should I sue everybody everywhere or what?!

Still street,
Dave Hill



5th
Nov
Watch Me Eat Delicious Foods on the Popular @midnight Program on Comedy Central!

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As many of you are well aware, I’m seriously good at analyzing classy food and stuff. In light of this, the people at the popular @midnight program recently asked me to critique some of the wonderful dishes from Guy Fieri’s popular Manhattan restaurant that everybody loves. You can watch the extended clip of my segment above. Other guests on the show were Jim Gaffigan, Michael Ian Black, Kyle Kinane, and even Ben Stiller. In short, OMG this was the best episode. You can watch the whole show right here. Oh, and I’m gonna be back on the show as a panelist on Monday, December 1st, so be sure to watch that or I will be so upset.

Thanks,
Dave Hill



21st
Oct
Episode Two of “Metal Grasshopper” Is Here! Watch It Over and Over Again Now!

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I am excited to announce that Metal Injection, the popular heavy metal website on the Internet, has debuted episode two of Metal Grasshopper, my incredible new web series with my friend and metal god Philip H. Anselmo. This time around, Phil schools me on headbanging, heavy metal vocals, and the most extreme of all breakfast cereals. I also take a phone message for Phil from King Diamond. In short, this one pretty much has everything. You can watch it here.

In the dead of night,
Dave Hill



14th
Oct
“Metal Grasshopper” Starring Me and Philip H. Anselmo Is Finally Here!

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If you like watching incredible stuff, then you are not going to believe what I am about to tell you- Metal Grasshopper, the important new web series starring me and my close personal friend/heavy metal god Philip H. Anselmo (Pantera, Down, Superjoint Ritual, Philip H. Anselmo and the Illegals, etc.), is finally here. The first episode debuted today on Metal Injection, the popular heavy metal-based website on the Internet. You can watch it here. New episodes coming every Tuesday! I hope enjoy it so much! Tell the others!

Goddamn electric,
Dave Hill



18th
Aug
Erotic Short Stories Live

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Recently, my band Valley Lodge and I put on another variety show- Meet Me in the Bathroom and Tell Me All Your Secrets, we call it- over there at the Bell House in Brooklyn. As part of it, I did a live reading of my world-famous/infamous “Erotic Short Stories” with the band backing me up for extra heat. You can watch the video above. It’s a little quiet at first, but the sound is clear from the 28-second mark on, which is when it counts. Also, just a heads up in case you are at work right now- this video is probably not safe for viewing there in the event that getting super horny at your desk is frowned upon or anything.

Happy Monday,
Dave Hill



16th
Aug
Stream This Past Tuesday’s Goddamn Dave Hill Show with Comedian Seth Herzog and Musician John Herguth

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Thanks to the magic of the Internet, you can now stream this past Tuesday’s Goddamn Dave Hill Show with comedian Seth Herzog and musician John Herguth aka Kitten aka Dark Mirrors, who performs live in studio and even lets me rip a sweet solo while he’s at it. I also discuss the death of Robin Williams, mental health, and other fun topics. Listen to the whole thing right here.

Still street,
Dave Hill



11th
Aug
Stream This Past Tuesday’s Goddamn Dave Hill Show with Dick Cavett, David Johansen, and Big Gay Ice Cream’s Doug Quint

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This past Tuesday, which is to say August 5, 2014 for all you calendar buffs, I had the pleasure of having the legendary Dick Cavett, David Johansen (New York Dolls, Buster Poindexter), and Big Gay Ice Cream co-founder Doug Quint all on the same episode of the Goddamn Dave Hill Show on WFMU radio. As if all of that isn’t crazy enough, Doug brought his dog Buster with him and, man, that shit was nuts. Oh, and there are plenty of hot jams sprinkled throughout. You can listen to the whole thing right here. Oh, and feel free to subscribe to the podcast version on iTunes right here. That would be so great.

Still street,
Dave Hill