21st
Oct
Episode Two of “Metal Grasshopper” Is Here! Watch It Over and Over Again Now!

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mg
I am excited to announce that Metal Injection, the popular heavy metal website on the Internet, has debuted episode two of Metal Grasshopper, my incredible new web series with my friend and metal god Philip H. Anselmo. This time around, Phil schools me on headbanging, heavy metal vocals, and the most extreme of all breakfast cereals. I also take a phone message for Phil from King Diamond. In short, this one pretty much has everything. You can watch it here.

In the dead of night,
Dave Hill



14th
Oct
“Metal Grasshopper” Starring Me and Philip H. Anselmo Is Finally Here!

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mg
If you like watching incredible stuff, then you are not going to believe what I am about to tell you- Metal Grasshopper, the important new web series starring me and my close personal friend/heavy metal god Philip H. Anselmo (Pantera, Down, Superjoint Ritual, Philip H. Anselmo and the Illegals, etc.), is finally here. The first episode debuted today on Metal Injection, the popular heavy metal-based website on the Internet. You can watch it here. New episodes coming every Tuesday! I hope enjoy it so much! Tell the others!

Goddamn electric,
Dave Hill



18th
Aug
Erotic Short Stories Live

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Recently, my band Valley Lodge and I put on another variety show- Meet Me in the Bathroom and Tell Me All Your Secrets, we call it- over there at the Bell House in Brooklyn. As part of it, I did a live reading of my world-famous/infamous “Erotic Short Stories” with the band backing me up for extra heat. You can watch the video above. It’s a little quiet at first, but the sound is clear from the 28-second mark on, which is when it counts. Also, just a heads up in case you are at work right now- this video is probably not safe for viewing there in the event that getting super horny at your desk is frowned upon or anything.

Happy Monday,
Dave Hill



16th
Aug
Stream This Past Tuesday’s Goddamn Dave Hill Show with Comedian Seth Herzog and Musician John Herguth

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Thanks to the magic of the Internet, you can now stream this past Tuesday’s Goddamn Dave Hill Show with comedian Seth Herzog and musician John Herguth aka Kitten aka Dark Mirrors, who performs live in studio and even lets me rip a sweet solo while he’s at it. I also discuss the death of Robin Williams, mental health, and other fun topics. Listen to the whole thing right here.

Still street,
Dave Hill



11th
Aug
Stream This Past Tuesday’s Goddamn Dave Hill Show with Dick Cavett, David Johansen, and Big Gay Ice Cream’s Doug Quint

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This past Tuesday, which is to say August 5, 2014 for all you calendar buffs, I had the pleasure of having the legendary Dick Cavett, David Johansen (New York Dolls, Buster Poindexter), and Big Gay Ice Cream co-founder Doug Quint all on the same episode of the Goddamn Dave Hill Show on WFMU radio. As if all of that isn’t crazy enough, Doug brought his dog Buster with him and, man, that shit was nuts. Oh, and there are plenty of hot jams sprinkled throughout. You can listen to the whole thing right here. Oh, and feel free to subscribe to the podcast version on iTunes right here. That would be so great.

Still street,
Dave Hill



4th
Aug
Me, Dave Hill, Doing My Nightclub Act

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Hi. Mondays- am I right? Anyway, recently I appeared on comedian Greg Barris’ “Unbunned” show at Union Hall and I got a tape of my set and everything. If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to watch me tell my humor jokes in a basement in Brooklyn, you can get a taste of things by watching the video above. That’s Roger Hailes shaking my hand at the beginning of the set. He’s a handsome, handsome man.

Thanks,
Dave Hill



28th
Jul
Dave Hill (Me!) on MTV’s “Like the Show”!

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Because I am a hip and happening young person, I was recently asked to appear on an episode of MTV’s Like the Show, which is hosted by Morgan Evans, another hip and happening young person like me. I had just woken up and showered, which is why I am so coy and dewy. We talk about Orange Is the New Black and shark attacks as well as some other topics relevant to America. I hope you enjoy it so much.

Word up,
Dave Hill



25th
Jul
Philip H. Anselmo and I Do the Smiths!

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I did a super fun show at One Eyed Jacks in New Orleans this past Wednesday that was a super blast with great comedians Andrew Polk, Fayard Lindsey, and Molly Ruben-Long and also a special appearance by my buddy Phil Anselmo. Phil and I gave a sneak preview of a couple episodes of our upcoming web series “Metal Grasshopper” and then burned the place down with a scorching cover of “Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want” by the Smiths, one of the greatest songs of all-time. Watch it above. Does anyone have Morrissey’s email address?

Still ill,
Dave Hill



21st
Jul
The Importance of Being Blue Öyster Cult

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I wrote something for the Talkhouse, the popular music website, about what I accurately believe to be the greatest summer jam of all-time, “Burnin’ for You” by Blue Öyster Cult, one of the greatest bands of all-time and I am right about everything. You can read the whole thing right here.

Thanks,
Dave Hill



17th
Jul
Nice Writeup of “Metal Grasshopper”, My Upcoming Web Series with Mister Philip H. Anselmo in New Orleans’ Times-Picayune

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Coming soon to an Internet portal near you is Metal Grasshopper, the incredible web series in which I get schooled in the ways of metal by Philip H. Anselmo, my friend and legendary singer from Down, Pantera, Superjoint Ritual, and a bunch of other bands besides those. The Times-Picayune, the paper of record in New Orleans, did a nice preview of it here. We rented a goat. How cool is that?

I was born in the cemetery under the sign of the moon,
Dave Hill