As many of you are aware, in addition to my unstoppable show business career, I am also the frontman for one of the greatest rock bands of all-time, Valley Lodge. Other the past forever or so, we have been recording our third album, which will finally be unleashed on the masses this summer. In the meantime, you can get a taste of the heat to come by listening to “Go”, one of my personal favorites from the album and also the soundtrack to summer 2013 (you know, if you want), above. I hope you enjoy it so much. Also, that is a picture of some crazy dogs that I took. They seemed really fun.

Yours in rock,
Dave Hill

Hi. How are you? I’m incredible. Thanks so much for asking. Anyway, recently I was asked to write about the popular New Jersey-based band Bon Jovi for noted journalist Michael Azerrad’s new jam the Talkhouse. Rather than go into detail about the whole thing here, I will simply encourage you to go read the whole thing right here immediately. I hope you enjoy it so much.

Still street,
Dave Hill

Hi. How are you? I’m really great. Thanks so much for asking. Anyway, I am excited to the point of practically having a seizure to announce that my webstore is finally up and running thanks to the fine folks at Blue Collar Distro. Now you can get Dave Hill’s Podcasting Incident shirts, Witch Taint shirts and hoodies, and Dangerous Snakes Who Hate Bullshit (my street gang, dammit!) shirts. I’m going to add more sweet stuff over time (like, soon!), but there’s tons of sweet stuff ready to go now. Check it out and load up on the greatest shirts and hoodies of all-time right here! Pretty much every shirt and hoodie in my store makes for a perfect gift for every occasion (birthdays, bar mitzvahs, funerals, you name it!) and will also totally get laid if you decide to buy any of that stuff for yourself. In short, you really can’t lose on this one! Okay, great, thanks!

Still street,
Dave Hill

Episode 66 is here and it’s so incredible you’ll probably have a seizure or something. Close the blinds and take that phone off the hook as I sit down with comedian and rapper Rob Cantrell to tear into topics including but not limited to old school hip-hop, new school hip-hop, popping, locking, popping and locking, mind power, sandwiches, the hit movie “Beat Street,” his new web series “Universally Speaking”, and about 500 other things most people can’t even handle properly. I also bring you up to speed on my gravity-defying trips to Arlington, Copenhagen, and Portland, answer questions from you, the incredible listener, check in with my secretary Shaina Feinberg, and yield the floor to Ian Ball as he delivers the Hot Jamz from London. You can listen to whole thing right here. And be sure to catch up on other recent awesome episodes here! Okay, great, thanks. These are my demands.

Love,
Dave Hill

Speaking of sweet art, awesome photographer Bill Wadman recently invited me to his studio to totally take a photograph of me and here is what he came up with above. I couldn’t believe he lugged all those amps and stuff in there and don’t even get me started on my name in lights, but I am super pumped about the whole thing in general even though my hand is still badly burnt from all that heat. Check out more of Bill’s awesome photos here.

Still ill,
Dave Hill

Awesome illustrator Pablo Iglesias made a couple really cool images based on my incredible book Tasteful Nudes, which you may have heard me mention a few times before here and there over the past few months. You can check them out on Pablo’s tumblr page. And check out some more of Pablo’s awesome work on his website. Thanks for the sweet and sexy illustrations, Pablo!

Still street,
Dave Hill

Because I am a ridiculously famous person, I was recently asked by Time Out New York, the popular magazine, to be a part of their popular “Why notable New Yorkers think NYC is the greatest city” thingy that they did along with people like Mike Bloomberg (the mayor!), Matt from Matt and Kim, and a cavalcade of other ridiculously famous New York City residents. My family is really proud of me. There is talk of inviting me to one of the holiday get-togethers and everything. Anyway, you can check it out here and read what important thing I have to say by scrolling through and clicking on my picture right here. I hope you enjoy it so much. Okay, thanks. Have a great, great day.

Still street,
Dave Hill

Hi. Do you live in or near Boston? Oh, great, because this Saturday I will be performing with the legendary Janeane Garofalo at the legendary Wilbur Theatre, a classy joint and you can ask anyone. I am going to talk and shred a bunch and then Janeane is gonna come out and talk and be awesome and hilarious as usual. Afterwards, I will be signing books, butts, boobs, or whatever. Also, I am staying at your house. In short, this is going to be a really special evening. You can and should get tickets here now or I will completely lose it.

Love,
Dave Hill

Attention People of New York City:

Hello. This is your man Dave Hill writing to let you know that THIS THURSDAY, February 28 at 9:30pm at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre over there in Chelsea, I will once again be putting on a public display of my one-man asskicking machine known in family papers and also my Craigslist casual encounters ad as the Dave Hill Explosion. When I was a little girl growing up in Austria, everyone told me I was crazy for thinking I would one day be putting on a show in a basement in New York City and charging five dollars for it, but look who’s laughing now. I am. I am laughing now. A lot. Sometimes it happens late at night and my neighbors get mad and tell me to stop smashing plates against the wall and stuff and then they get all “Hey, what’s that smell?”, but screw them- I’m not letting them crush my dreams either. Anyway, my show this Thursday is going to be really, really incredible. Not only did I just buy a new snow machine that is supposed to come in the mail today, but my bearded sidebitch Phil shaved his head and it looks nuts. Between that stuff and the candy I am planning on handing out at some point, well, there’s your five bucks-worth right there. As if all of that is not enough, I will be joined on Thursday by the lovely and talented Kristen Johnston, whom you no doubt know as the star of the hit television program Third Rock from the Sun and also as the author of the best-selling memoir Guts. Also, my hot rock band Valley Lodge will be performing because I am in charge of booking. Besides, we are the best. You can and should get tickets for THURSDAY’S show right here. And if you don’t have a nice time you can kick me right in the clangers. I stand behind my art. A lot.

Still street,
Dave Hill

Hi. If you, like me, would like to spend part of your day watching and reading stuff about me, you have just hit a street called Easy because I appear in the new webisode of Geocachers, a show I will let them explain because I am too slow to understand. And then, if that is not enough, the lovely Vanessa Pinto wrote a story about me for Huffington Post that you can read right here. Okay, that about covers it for now.

Stay hydrated,
Dave Hill