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Posted on 22nd October 2013
Hi. It’s Dave. Let me start by saying I feel shameless telling you this, but I am now selling hardcover copies of my book Tasteful Nudes that I will personally sign from me to you, including a long, detailed note outlining our sordid past, undying admiration, and a lot of other stuff I will become convinced of as the permanent marker fumes begin to work their magic. As if all of that is not enough, I will then take this personally signed hardcover copy of my book and mail it myself at the post office near my house. I know- just let that sink in for a second. Of course, normally when someone buys something from my online store, it is pulled from the shelves in some vast warehouse thousands of miles away from my home, stuffed into a mailer by someone I’ll never meet, and shipped off to you by some goddamn machine! But these books- what with me having to sign them all- will each be handled by me, regardless of what I was doing immediately beforehand. In short, this is a rare treat that I’m sure your immune system can handle just fine. You can get your book here. Go on now- do it!
Love,
Dave Hill
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