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Posted on 21st March 2012
Attention People of New York City:
Must type fast because the lady says I am not allowed to use the computer at the library anymore after what happened even though they can’t prove anything. Anyway, I just wanted to remind you one last time that TOMORROW, which is to say Thursday, March 22 at 9:30pm, I will be walking out on stage at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in scenic Chelsea and bringing the heat once more in the form of my critically-acclaimed and seriously-incredible-and-you-can-ask-anyone nightclub act the Dave Hill Explosion. As many of you who have been following my career from the very beginning are well aware, this is my first Explosion in a seriously long time and- as a result of this and other contributing factors- I will be breaking out so much incredible new stuff you will probably have a seizure or- at the very least- cause your loved ones to become deeply concerned for your well-being and hair. In short, I am bringing my snow machine and some other stuff that most people can’t even handle too, basically whatever I can fit into my bag. As if all of that is not enough, I will be joined TOMORROW by show business professional Jon Benjamin, whom you no doubt know from his work on the popular programs “Bob’s Burgers”, “Archer”, and many more, and also incredible singer/songwriter/author/person Suzzy Roche, whom you no doubt know from the Roches and she also totally wrote a book called Wayward Saints too, which rules. And of course, I will also be joined TOMORROW by my sidebitch Phil and the Minister of Foam and Other Stuff Mr. Carl Arnheiter from parts unknown. Also, I will make out with you and come over to your house if you want. Okay, great- see you TOMORROW. You can get tickets right here.
Love,
Dave Hill
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