|I Have A New Official Facebook Page and I Want You to Join It Now! Please. Thank You.||
Hi. It’s Dave, from before. I just wanted to tell you that I totally have an all-new “official” Facebook page that you should totally go to and click the “Like” button and then brace yourself for all the excitement to come. You can make all that happen right now by going here. Seriously, do it or my feelings will be hurt so much.