Dave Hill in “Big in Japan” Thursday, July 30 at UCBT! One night only, dammit!


Attention People of New York City:

As many of you know, I, Dave Hill, am a gigantic celebrity in Japan. And now I have finally agreed to talk about it in the form of my brand new one-man show type thing that I am calling “Big in Japan,” which I will be performing for the very first time ever in North America for one night only on Thursday, July 30 at 6:30pm at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre over there in Chelsea. It is a story of beauty, hope, and my undying will to rock the f@#k out of people, especially people in Japan, a country where I can barely walk down the street without a bunch of chicks totally trying to bang me and stuff. Anyway, I really hope you can make it because my new show will touch you, move you, and maybe even make you believe in the power of your dreams. And if it doesn’t do all that stuff no biggie because it is only about a half an hour long so it’s not like you just sat through “Reds” or something. Also, my show is directed by the great Jeff Tomsic and assistant directed by the great Nicole Brodeur. They have been directing the f@#k out of me lately and it has really been paying off. And as if all of that is not enough, my show will be immediately preceded by a great new show by Nick Zimmerman, so you can totally see Nick’s show and then watch me come out and tear it up like a motherf@#ker right after for just five bucks. Not bad for a Thursday. Also, as mentioned earlier, I am doing this show for one night only. If we all have a nice time, I might do it again, but at the moment it is seriously just for one night only. Anyway, I really hope you can make it. It’s an early show, so you could go have dinner or something afterwards with friends. I don’t know- you will have to sort that part out yourselves. You’ll come up with something- this is New York City, Home of the Stars (and also some people who had to move from their hometown because they are gay)! Why not go on some of the rides? Anyway, you can get tickets right here. And as long as you’re on the Internet and everything, why not check out my Japanese website right here?

Love,
Dave Hill

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