I posted this video here before a while back. Still, it is so incredible I feel like I need to do it again. This is the music video for Norwegian Black Metal band Satyricon’s song “Mother North.” It pretty much has everything. Blood, fog, naked chicks- these guys have really got things dialed in over there. And it doesn’t get old either. I notice something new and incredible every time I watch it. And- more importantly- it really puts life in perspective. I’m not sure how, but I am still inclined to think it does.
I posted this video here before a while back. Still, it is so incredible I feel like I need to do it again. This is the music video for Norwegian Black Metal band Satyricon’s song “Mother North.” It pretty much has everything. Blood, fog, naked chicks- these guys have really got things dialed in over there. And it doesn’t get old either. I notice something new and incredible every time I watch it. And- more importantly- it really puts life in perspective. I’m not sure how, but I am still inclined to think it does.
Here is a sign I saw plastered onto the outside of a deli on 8th Avenue near Madison Square Garden a few days ago. Somehow I think Osama Bin Laden isn’t relying on your chicken cutlet money all that much though. But I still think it’s cute how some guy with a magic marker and a piece of cardboard is trying to stop terrorism in its tracks. I think it would be great if one day he had a crisis of hunger and had to abandon his principles in favor of handing over his money for a delicious sandwich. “Damn you, Osama!,” the mystery sign maker will scream while shaking his fist in the air. Then he will take a big bite of the most delicious pastrami he has ever tasted and he will forget his one-man War on Terror for at least the next few bites. As for the website he mentions on the sign, I am hoping it’s one of those Geocities pages with lots of late ’90’s html graphics.
Hi there. I am doing a show tonight that you should totally come to. It is explained on the flyer above. All the info is there. You just read it and then your questions are answered. The flyer is effective in that way. Also, there is a picture of me on the flyer, which is pretty much how most flyers should be. Except for flyers in the post office and stuff. I don’t want to be on those. Get it? That is a joke about how often flyers at the post office include information about criminals. I am not a criminal. Wait, no, I am a criminal- and soon I shall steal your heart. See how I did that? That is just a taste of the professionalism I will bringing to the stage tonight. Brace yourself.
Here is a sign I saw plastered onto the outside of a deli on 8th Avenue near Madison Square Garden a few days ago. Somehow I think Osama Bin Laden isn’t relying on your chicken cutlet money all that much though. But I still think it’s cute how some guy with a magic marker and a piece of cardboard is trying to stop terrorism in its tracks. I think it would be great if one day he had a crisis of hunger and had to abandon his principles in favor of handing over his money for a delicious sandwich. “Damn you, Osama!,” the mystery sign maker will scream while shaking his fist in the air. Then he will take a big bite of the most delicious pastrami he has ever tasted and he will forget his one-man War on Terror for at least the next few bites. As for the website he mentions on the sign, I am hoping it’s one of those Geocities pages with lots of late ’90’s html graphics.
Hi there. I am doing a show tonight that you should totally come to. It is explained on the flyer above. All the info is there. You just read it and then your questions are answered. The flyer is effective in that way. Also, there is a picture of me on the flyer, which is pretty much how most flyers should be. Except for flyers in the post office and stuff. I don’t want to be on those. Get it? That is a joke about how often flyers at the post office include information about criminals. I am not a criminal. Wait, no, I am a criminal- and soon I shall steal your heart. See how I did that? That is just a taste of the professionalism I will bringing to the stage tonight. Brace yourself.
Hi there. Last week, I went to Tavern On Jane (or Jane Street Tavern as I like to call it as I am a man who lives without rules) here in the scenic West Village of New York City to film a video for the popular Superdeluxe.com blog type thing that they do. Joining me were my comedic friends Nick, Sean, Andrew, and Carl. The chicken wings were originally ordered as an elaborate and delicious prop, but we ended up eating a ton of them anyway. Someday I hope to be on a restricted diet, a restricted diet that restricts me to eating just chicken wings. Wouldn’t that be something? Everyone would want to be my friend. And I could probably bet on all the games from my stool in the corner of the bar that everyone would know not to sit in because it’s mine. Then I would ask someone to ask me on what days I eat chicken wings. And once they did I would answer back, “I only eat chicken wings on the days that end in ‘y’.” It would be funny every time. That’s how I imagine it all to be anyway. I am a man with dreams.
Hi there. Last week, I went to Tavern On Jane (or Jane Street Tavern as I like to call it as I am a man who lives without rules) here in the scenic West Village of New York City to film a video for the popular Superdeluxe.com blog type thing that they do. Joining me were my comedic friends Nick, Sean, Andrew, and Carl. The chicken wings were originally ordered as an elaborate and delicious prop, but we ended up eating a ton of them anyway. Someday I hope to be on a restricted diet, a restricted diet that restricts me to eating just chicken wings. Wouldn’t that be something? Everyone would want to be my friend. And I could probably bet on all the games from my stool in the corner of the bar that everyone would know not to sit in because it’s mine. Then I would ask someone to ask me on what days I eat chicken wings. And once they did I would answer back, “I only eat chicken wings on the days that end in ‘y’.” It would be funny every time. That’s how I imagine it all to be anyway. I am a man with dreams.
Hi there. Last week, I went to Tavern On Jane (or Jane Street Tavern as I like to call it as I am a man who lives without rules) here in the scenic West Village of New York City to film a video for the popular Superdeluxe.com blog type thing that they do. Joining me were my comedic friends Nick, Sean, Andrew, and Carl. The chicken wings were originally ordered as an elaborate and delicious prop, but we ended up eating a ton of them anyway. Someday I hope to be on a restricted diet, a restricted diet that restricts me to eating just chicken wings. Wouldn’t that be something? Everyone would want to be my friend. And I could probably bet on all the games from my stool in the corner of the bar that everyone would know not to sit in because it’s mine. Then I would ask someone to ask me on what days I eat chicken wings. And once they did I would answer back, “I only eat chicken wings on the days that end in ‘y’.” It would be funny every time. That’s how I imagine it all to be anyway. I am a man with dreams.
Hi there. Last week, I went to Tavern On Jane (or Jane Street Tavern as I like to call it as I am a man who lives without rules) here in the scenic West Village of New York City to film a video for the popular Superdeluxe.com blog type thing that they do. Joining me were my comedic friends Nick, Sean, Andrew, and Carl. The chicken wings were originally ordered as an elaborate and delicious prop, but we ended up eating a ton of them anyway. Someday I hope to be on a restricted diet, a restricted diet that restricts me to eating just chicken wings. Wouldn’t that be something? Everyone would want to be my friend. And I could probably bet on all the games from my stool in the corner of the bar that everyone would know not to sit in because it’s mine. Then I would ask someone to ask me on what days I eat chicken wings. And once they did I would answer back, “I only eat chicken wings on the days that end in ‘y’.” It would be funny every time. That’s how I imagine it all to be anyway. I am a man with dreams.
