If you find yourself in the Park Slope area tonight, you should totally come by Southpaw because I am going to be hosting the fuck out of an event there called Zombieville. Four bands and me in a rock club. Can you feel it? The info is on the flyer above. If you come I will make out with you. No, just kidding. But I am willing to make light chit-chat within reason. You have my word on it.
|Children Of The Unicorn On iTunes||
If you are a fan of rocking rock music of the rock variety, I am totally encouraging you to go to iTunes and download the f#@k out of the new Children of the Unicorn album. And as long as you’re there, why not get the Valley Lodge album while you’re at it? For $9.99 each, you can have all the rocking rock music you will ever need (Okay, this is an exaggeration, but you see my point, dammit).
|At Home With Me, Dave Hill (Part 2)||
Hello. Hi how are you? I am fine. Thanks for asking. Anyway, here is the second and (as far as I know) final installment of the exciting Super Deluxe video of totally giving a tour of my apartment. If you’ve ever wondered what I do all day when I’m not out taking over the world and stuff, this should pretty much give you a sense of it. I hope you enjoy it so much.
|El Douche A: The Mumbling Cameraman||
Here is something incredible/unbearable. It is some footage from the recent and wildly popular apartment tour I gave on Super Deluxe (posted a few entries ago here). Or- in the words of Matthew a/k/a Senatorturer, the creator of this masterpiece- “This is some of the footage that I had to edit around for the Dave Hill podcast. Footage and off-camera sounds by El Douche A.” Despite hating watching myself on camera in general, even I couldn’t look away. Brace yourself.
|Best Band Ever||
Maybe you’ve seen this before. If not, it’s pretty incredible- a shitty band playing a cover of “The Final Countdown” by Europe. I hope these guys aren’t kidding. It’s truly inspired. God bless them, wherever they are.
|Mayor Bloomberg Works At Duane Reade||
Above is a photo of a sign I saw in the window of the popular Duane Reade drug store recently. Am I alone on this or does the pharmacist person in this photo totally look like New York City mayor Mike Bloomberg? Okay, maybe I am alone on this one but between this and the photo of the CVS pharmacist who looks exactly like Matt Lauer that I posted here a couple years ago, I am pretty much endlessly entertained by whatever is going on in the windows of my local pharmacies. This town!
|"Little Michael Jackson And Me": Episode 2||
Hi. How are you? If you like funtime videos and stuff, you should totally watch the new episode of my incredible web series on SuperDeluxe, “Little Michael Jackson And Me.” I hope you enjoy it so much.
|The Dave Hill Explosion w/Lady Bunny TOMORROW At The UCB Theatre||
Watch out for your nuts* because TOMORROW, Thursday, November 15 at 9:30pm I am going to let loose with another incredible installment of my futuristic live exhibition from the future known far and wide and also in parts of Germany as the Dave Hill Explosion. It is weird sitting here right now knowing exactly what is going to happen tomorrow because I feel like I should be calling the National Guard or the Navy SEALS or something instead of just sitting here typing and not wearing pants. It is not unlike the brilliant but cancelled television program “Early Edition” starring Hollywood’s Kyle Chandler in the role of Gary Hobson, a man who- not unlike Harry S. Truman in the great presidential race of 1948- receives tomorrow’s newspaper today even though he will never know how or why. Gary Hobson has 24 hours to make things right and have whatever bad thing is in tomorrow’s newspaper totally not happen. The only difference is that the thing that is in the newspaper that I have is totally incredible and you will love it so much you will probably try to move into my apartment or something just so you can see my newspaper from the future too, maybe over breakfast. Also- unlike the newspaper belonging to Hollywood’s Kyle Chandler on the incredible program “Early Edition”- mine is a newspaper of the mind. Also, I have better hair than Kyle Chandler and anyone who doesn’t agree with that can suck it. Anyway, I really hope you can make it tomorrow. I am going to be breaking out some new sh*t as well as some of the old favorites that have made me the man I think I am today. And as if all of that is not enough, I will be joined on the show tomorrow by the inimitable Lady Bunny and maybe even another really great guest besides her. And, of course, my sidebitch Phil will be there in full force too. You should totally come. In fact, why not reserve tickets in advance at no cost to you (until you get there, that is, a time at which you will be prompted to hand over five bucks) right here?
*and/or general crotch region
|At Home With Me, Dave Hill (Part 1)||
If you’ve ever wondered what it was like to totally hang out with me in my apartment, now is your chance to get a taste of the magic courtesy of the above video that is now on SuperDeluxe.com. I hope you enjoy it so much.