How about this weather? Am I right? Anyway, if you find yourself in Manhattan’s exciting Meatpacking District tonight by any chance, I will be hosting the fuck out of something called “Fistfight” at Comix (spelled with an X, located at 14th Street and 9th Avenue) , which is being presented by the UCB Theatre, the place where I do my popular Dave Hill Explosion show. Anyway, there are all sorts of great performers on the “Fistfight” show, including the unstoppable John Mulaney, Cracked Out, Julie & Jackie, and Buffoons. In between all of them, I will come out on stage and say or do something. How about that for a night of entertainment? Anyway, if you like good times, come on by!

Dave Hill

How about this weather? Am I right? Anyway, if you find yourself in Manhattan’s exciting Meatpacking District tonight by any chance, I will be hosting the fuck out of something called “Fistfight” at Comix (spelled with an X, located at 14th Street and 9th Avenue) , which is being presented by the UCB Theatre, the place where I do my popular Dave Hill Explosion show. Anyway, there are all sorts of great performers on the “Fistfight” show, including the unstoppable John Mulaney, Cracked Out, Julie & Jackie, and Buffoons. In between all of them, I will come out on stage and say or do something. How about that for a night of entertainment? Anyway, if you like good times, come on by!

Dave Hill

A few blocks from my apartment there is a shoe store called Shoegasm. I have never been inside, but I’m guessing (based on the name anyway) that the store offers a selection of shoes that is so incredible that it allows all those to enter to acheive orgasm. I have to admit, the shoes in the window do look pretty good but the last thing I want is to walk into some store and have everybody jizzing all over the place when I’m just trying to do a little shopping. The real problem though is that every time I walk past the store it is hard for me not to think of jizz-covered shoes. Personally, I try to avoid getting jizz on my shoes at all costs. I’ve had plenty of saliva, urine, puke, and maybe even a few drops of blood on my shoes in the past, but having jizz on my shoes is where I draw the line. It is just something I am not “down with.” But I am just one person. If you yourself are a proponent of the jizz-covered shoe-wearing lifestyle, I do not judge you. In fact, I know a store you should check out.

Dave Hill

A few blocks from my apartment there is a shoe store called Shoegasm. I have never been inside, but I’m guessing (based on the name anyway) that the store offers a selection of shoes that is so incredible that it allows all those to enter to acheive orgasm. I have to admit, the shoes in the window do look pretty good but the last thing I want is to walk into some store and have everybody jizzing all over the place when I’m just trying to do a little shopping. The real problem though is that every time I walk past the store it is hard for me not to think of jizz-covered shoes. Personally, I try to avoid getting jizz on my shoes at all costs. I’ve had plenty of saliva, urine, puke, and maybe even a few drops of blood on my shoes in the past, but having jizz on my shoes is where I draw the line. It is just something I am not “down with.” But I am just one person. If you yourself are a proponent of the jizz-covered shoe-wearing lifestyle, I do not judge you. In fact, I know a store you should check out.

Dave Hill

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Swye5B34eKM]

Here is something fun to watch- my close personal friend John Mulaney on the popular Conan O’Brien program. John is a seriously funny motherfucker. Dammit. Anyway, I hope you enjoy watching this as much I did.

Dave Hill

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Swye5B34eKM]

Here is something fun to watch- my close personal friend John Mulaney on the popular Conan O’Brien program. John is a seriously funny motherfucker. Dammit. Anyway, I hope you enjoy watching this as much I did.

Dave Hill

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Swye5B34eKM]

Here is something fun to watch- my close personal friend John Mulaney on the popular Conan O’Brien program. John is a seriously funny motherfucker. Dammit. Anyway, I hope you enjoy watching this as much I did.

Dave Hill

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Swye5B34eKM]

Here is something fun to watch- my close personal friend John Mulaney on the popular Conan O’Brien program. John is a seriously funny motherfucker. Dammit. Anyway, I hope you enjoy watching this as much I did.

Dave Hill

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Swye5B34eKM]

Here is something fun to watch- my close personal friend John Mulaney on the popular Conan O’Brien program. John is a seriously funny motherfucker. Dammit. Anyway, I hope you enjoy watching this as much I did.

Dave Hill

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Swye5B34eKM]

Here is something fun to watch- my close personal friend John Mulaney on the popular Conan O’Brien program. John is a seriously funny motherfucker. Dammit. Anyway, I hope you enjoy watching this as much I did.

Dave Hill