Heated Debate
Okay, here is something fun and interactive for the whole family! Assuming anyone actually reads this page, I have a couple questions I would like to offer up for heated and at times even raging debate. Please weigh in on the following in the comments section below if you have time (and, really, if you’re reading this page, you probably do have the time. I mean, let’s be honest. Am I right?). Okay, so here goes:
If you discovered a shriveled up (and most likely repeatedly tumble-dried) condom (that was definitely, definitely without question not yours) in a laundromat dryer as you were unloading your clothes from it, would you re-wash the entire load of laundry or would you be all like “Ah, screw it!”?
Okay, so that’s the first question. Now on to the second. The other day at the post office, I stood in line behind a guy with a Jagermeister tattoo. My question: If someone has a Jagermeister tattoo, does that automatically mean that that person is a douchebag?
Anyway, I haven’t slept in like three days wondering about both of these things, so if you could offer your opinion on these matters that would be so great.
Okay then, that’s all I got for now. Great, okay, thanks. Bye.
October 19th, 2005 at 11:58 am
A shriveled condom in the dryer? I think there are 3 likely scenarios for the condom in the dryer:
1) Someone left a new, sealed condom somewhere within the laundry. It got washed, the package broke open, then got shriveled up by the drying process. If this were the case, I’d say forget about washing your clothes again.
2) Some dude forgot to remove a condom from his penis after a boning session. He put on his clothes, it eventually slid off after his arousal faded and the condom ended up in the laundry with his underwear (provided that his dude wears any underwear). If this were the case, please, please rewash your clothes.
3) Last and most likely scenario - someone was trying to make their own homemade condoms. As noted from an article I read:
“After washing, the condoms are dried in a large appliance similar to a clothes dryer, which removes the liquid but leaves the dry powder on the condom to serve as a dry lubricant for further processing.”
You can find the whole article here: http://www.fhi.org/en/RH/Pubs/booksReports/latexcondom/condmanuf.htm
If this were the case, forget washing your clothes.
So, based on my 3 scenarios, you have a 66% chance of not needing a rewash for your clothes. Since life is so busy these days, I’d say take the odds and DON’T rewash your clothes.
Anyone agree?
ToddR
October 19th, 2005 at 9:22 pm
I think there’s only one way of looking at this situation. No one in their right mind would leave the equivalent of three shiny new quarters in latex in a washing machine. I’m taking past experience into account in this situation, and that past experience being that of others. I’ve watched a lot of people do their laundry. I’ve watched a lot of people take off and amuse themselves whilst this said laundry is being laundered. Do you realize what kind of a window of opportunity for shenanigry this clears the way for? Since I only wear the finest of thread counts I rarely find myself stealing from these unmonitered dryers. What, you might be asking yourself, then does this guy do with this laundry? Let me take you back to the year 1998, and a product called the “Furby.” In a misinformed entrepreneurial move I got caught up in the hype of these Furbys and made an investment in a product called “Fu-Wear.” Kind of like Wu-Tang-ized get up for the little bastards. Well, history has proven that Furbys didn’t have the lasting power which I thought they would, and I’m left literally thousands of articles of Fu-Wear. When I notice someone leaving their laundry unprotected, I run back to my room and grab from one of my many boxes, a small piece of Fu-Wear. Then I wait. Although most simply disregard the tiny sweater vest, or poncho and throw it aside, occasionally there are those who are left staying awake for nights on end (3) wondering where this Fu-Wear came from and what it really means. So, with that being said, it is my opinion that you have been the mark of a similar situation which could have included defective condoms. Why did I get this and what does it mean? Either that, or it was simply s mistake that made it into the wash. Oh, and for the Jagermeister tattoo, yeah, wicked gay. - Chris
October 20th, 2005 at 6:15 pm
I am never washing my clothes in a laundromat again.
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October 24th, 2005 at 3:18 pm
Hi dave its Gregory. I miss you in the most feminine way possible. Please call me. I have come to the understanding that condoms are only used by queers and sailors. That being said I have always found gay men to be extremely clean so the idea of it being a soiled condom is truly far fetched. As for the sailors they are truly sex crazed maniacs when they come to port, trust me I speak from experience, so banging in around or under laundering apparatus is not out of the question. That all be ing said I think the best case scenario is for you not to wear clothes period.
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Is this why the machines at laundromats have a sign on them that says “Don’t use to dry rubber clothes?”
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