Attention People of Philadelphia (and Also People Who Live Near Philadelphia, Which Is the City of Brotherly Love):

If you want to get your ass-handed to you via my molten-hot nightclub act, please come to the Tin Angel on January 12, where I will be touching hearts along with the great Nikki Walter and Daniel Eastman. Get tickets here now or I will really be P.O’ed.

Love,
Dave Hill